Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

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Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

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Cards 1901-2000

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Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

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Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

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Cards 4901-5000

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Cards 5901-6000

Cards 6001-6100

Cards 6101-6200

Cards 6201-6300

Cards 6301-6400

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Cards 6501-6600

Cards 6601-6700

Cards 6701-6800

Cards 6801-6900

Cards 6901-7000

Cards 7001-7100

Cards 7101-7200

Cards 7201-7300

Cards 7301-7400

Cards 7401-7500

Cards 7501-7600

Cards 7601-7700

Cards 7701-7800

Cards 7801-7900

Cards 7901-8000

Cards 8001-8100

Cards 8101-8200

Cards 8201-8300

Cards 8301-8400

Cards 8401-8500

Cards 8501-8600

Cards 8601-8700

Cards 8701-8800

Cards 8801-8900

Cards 8901-9000

Cards 9001-9100

Cards 9101-9200

Cards 9201-9300

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300.

4N

Not Alone In This

Thing

Once during your turn, you may play a Thing that shares either a non-article non-preposition word in its title or a subtype with a Thing you control (this doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn). When you do, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7U

Lattice Node

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices are Nodes and have "when you play an Action from your hand, gain an Energy token for each Node you control."

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Unstoppable Quadratic Power!

Card by Bucky

8U

Simplified Monty Hall Problem

Action

Look at the top two cards of the draw pile and reveal one of them. Target opponent chooses one of the top three cards and draws it. You draw the other two.

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And behind door number two, we have... a goat!

Card by Bucky

9U

Goat

Thing

At the end of your turn, you may let the goat eat another target Thing you control.

Card by Bucky

Hyperbolic Time Chamber

Thing

Whenever you play a card, you may instead exile it with 3 time counters on it.
At the beginning of your turn, remove 1 time counter from all cards exiled with Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Then, if any of those cards have no time counters on them, play them and copy them 9 times. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Latticeworks Corruption

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "At the beginning of your turn, either discard 1 card or sacrifice this thing."

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Great Architectural feats are often undermined by the the smallest of details.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lattice Reconfiguration

Action

Starting with you, each player chooses a non-lattice thing they control. That thing gains the subtype Lattice and gains "All Lattices have the card text of this Thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1V

Iceberg Lettuce

Thing - Lettuce

When you play this or a Lettuce is eaten, draw a card.

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crunch, crunch, crunch

Card by Bucky

2V

Devour

Action

Destroy a Thing. If it was living or edible, draw a card. If it was neither, and not an abstract concept, discard a card. If it had flavortext, you may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

3V

Promulg Gourmet

Thing - Beast

At the start of your turn, Promulg Gourmet eats another Thing that has flavortext if any are available.

If Promulg Gourmet goes three of your turns in a row without eating, it wanders off and exiles itself.

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At least this one's too snobbish to eat the players.

Card by Bucky

Conjure

Action

Create a copy of target card that has not been exiled this game from the Infinite Dvorak deck and place it into your hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cover in Gold

Action

All things gain the subtype Money.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fat Stacks

Thing - Money

Fat Stacks enters with 10 Money counters on it.

Whenever you would destroy Money tokens, you may instead remove that many Money counters from Fat Stacks.

If Fat Stacks has no Money counters on it, sacrifice it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7Z

Zip Bomb

Action

Target player draws 6 cards and discards 6 cards. They discard randomly while above their maximum hand size. That player can't play Actions or Things on their next turn.

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"Huh, a .rar file? Wonder what's in it."

Card by ChippyYYZ

7K

Knock Into Next Week

Action

Set this card and target Thing controlled by an opponent aside, attached to each other and that opponent.
If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, instead of returning the attached card to the deck, the attached player draws it as the first card of their opening hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9T

Thing Pump

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, if there are any cards under this card, look at them, reveal up to one Thing from among them and put it into your hand, and discard the rest. Otherwise, roll a d6, subtract 1, then put that many cards from the top of the deck face down under this card.

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Environmentally friendly it's not.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4V

Bottle Backup System

Thing

When one of your Things is destroyed, you may use one or all of its start-of-turn, end-of-turn, "Action:" or "Thing:" abilities afterwards.

Card by Bucky

5V

Graze Upon

Action

Remove the last sentence printed on target Thing, other than its creator attribution.

If you Graze Upon flavortext, draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

6V

All You Can Eat Buffet

Thing

Action+Thing: Draw a card and gain a Fat token.

If you have five or more Fat tokens, destroy this.

Card by Bucky

Shattered Void

Thing

Attach to target Discard Pile.
Attached discard pile has "Exile all cards in this pile. When a card enters this pile, exile it. If this pile needs to be shuffled to make a new deck, then either the owner of this pile loses the game, or the game ends in a draw."

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"The world crumbled around her. She scrambled to stop it, but every action she took was futile."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Anchor to Reality

Thing - Meta

When this enters play, attach it to target player.
Attached player is a thing with "You cannot be removed from play." and has the subtype Player.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Violent Extinction

Action

Choose a card type other than Thing and Action. Search the deck for all cards with the chosen type, then exile them. Exile all cards of the chosen type from the discard pile. Each player exiles all cards of the chosen type from their hands and from among things they control.
Shuffle the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0A

Action Pump

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, if there are any cards under this card, look at them, reveal up to one Action from among them and put it into your hand, and discard the rest. Otherwise, roll a d6, subtract 2, then put that many cards (min 0) from the top of the deck face down under this card.

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Dumps all sorts of Things into the ecosystem.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Illusionary Mist

Thing

As Ilusionary Mist comes into play, name a Thing subtype.
All things are that subtype and lose all other subtypes.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Glass Cannon

Thing

You may have Glass Cannon deal 1 damage to any target thing. If you do, place a crack counter on Glass Cannon.

If Glass Cannon has 6 or more crack counters on it, sacrifice it.

If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Infectious Cut

Thing

Attach to target player.

At the beginning of each turn, attached player gains 1 poison counter.

If any player has 10 or more poison counters, they lose the game. If any thing has 3 or more poison counters, it's controller sacrifices it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7V

Power Lunch

Action

Draw two cards; you may eat a food Thing you control to draw two more.

Card by Bucky

8V

Golden Apple of Envy

Thing

When an opponent targets you, they gain control of this Apple. Opponents' cards must target you whenever possible.

If you or one of your cards or tokens eats this, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

9V

Snack Bar

Thing

You may eat this (destroying it) at the start of your turn.

When a player eats this on their own turn, they may take three extra Actions this turn. When eaten out-of-turn, they draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Cards_by_JakeTheWolfie

Thing

Cards you control made by JakeTheWolfie have the original, unaltered text.

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"Hey there, welcome. Some of your cards are a bit confusing so I was hoping I could put some things out to make sure they are workable." -The T

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Repulsive Harvest

Action

Each player sacrifices any number of living things they control. For each thing a player sacrified from Repulsive Harvest, they create 3 Money Tokens.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mind over Matter

Action - Counter

As an additional cost, discard your hand.

Counter target effect that would cause you to lose the game.

You may play this anytime.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3x3

Card 9333

Thing

Whenever you play an Action with the number 3 or the word "three" in its text, rotate this card 120° clockwise. If this causes this card to complete a clockwise rotation, treat the number 3 and the word "three" in that Action's text as the number 9 or the word "nine".

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Sometimes... three threes really is nine.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1P

Paid Time Off

Action

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card and gain a Money token.

The next time you would take a turn, draw three cards and gain three Money tokens instead.

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Leaving early and taking tomorrow off.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1T

Three Dreams

Action

Look at the top 3 cards of the deck. Put up to two of them into your hand, up to two of them into the discard pile, and the rest on top of the deck in any order.

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"For it shows things that were, and things that are, and things that yet may be." - Galadriel

Card by ChippyYYZ

1W

Meta-Boon

Action

Put a new copy of Numagbar's, Jdragsa's, Xuburge's OR Camus's Boon (#4192 - #4194 OR #4197) in your hand.

Card by Bucky

2W

Theme Set Redemption

Action

Choose a word other than "Action", "Reaction" or "Thing". Remove from the discard pile all cards with that word in their name or type line and exile them. Draw a card for each one after the first. If this draws at least as many cards as your hand size limit, win the game.

Card by Bucky

3W

Trade Caravan

Thing

At the start of your turn, discard a card.
Action: Gain a Money token.

At the end of your turn, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Rule of Three

Thing

Players must play 3 cards during their turn. If they are unable to, they instead draw 3 cards and end their turn.
Each player may play an additional card each turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The worst person you know

Thing

Action: Make a good point.

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Your worst nightmare!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Corporate Espionage

Action

As an additional cost to play this, spend any amount of Money Tokens twice.
Gain control of things your opponents control equal to half the number of Money Tokens spent to play this.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4W

Go All Out

Action

Play another Action from your hand, then repeat that Action three times. Discard down to your maximum hand size afterward, and end the turn.

Card by Bucky

5W

Liquidator

Thing

When you gain your ninth token during a single turn, you win.
Action: Discard a Thing card and gain three Money tokens.

Card by Bucky

6W

War Caravan

Thing

At the start of your turn, destroy one of your Things.
Action: Destroy target token.

At the end of your turn, target opponent chooses and destroys one of their own things.

Card by Bucky

Half-Baked Idea

Action - Counter

Counter target card. It's controller sacrifices 1 thing.
You may play this anytime.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Time Vault

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may put a time counter on this. If you do, skip your turn.

Remove a time counter from Time Vault: Take an extra turn after this one.

If an effect you control would place extra time counters on Time Vault, counter it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ritual

Action

Target player does not pay any costs for target card that they played.
You may play this anytime.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9B

Bank Vault

Thing

Indestructible. Opponent's can't look at cards in your hand or force you to reveal them.
When Bank Vault is moved to the discard pile from any zone during a turn in which it was in play, the player whose effect moved there gains 4 Gold tokens and 4 Money Tokens, draws two cards, and creates a blank Thing card named Gem and adds it to their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2U

Unstable Echo

Action

Play the Xth card of the discard pile, where X is the number of cards in your hand (this card counts as being in neither your hand nor the discard pile while you're playing it).

Card by ChippyYYZ

5C

Conspire Against

Action

Choose a creator, then reveal your hand. If you reveal cards by two different creators and none by the chosen creator, destroy all Things by the chosen creator.

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"Et tu, Bucky?"

Card by ChippyYYZ

7W

Act of Mercy

Action/Reaction

Move a Thing from the top three cards of the discard pile into your hand.

You may play this in response to an opponent destroying a Thing. If you do, choose that Thing and you may play it immediately afterwards.

Card by Bucky

8W

Aggressive Posture

Thing

You have -2 to maximum hand size.

When you discard an Action to the hand size limit, you may destroy a Thing.

Card by Bucky

9W

Adverse Reorganization

Action

Move target card into target opponent's hand.

Card by Bucky

Ulu Ring

Thing

Indestructible.

Attached thing is Indestructible.

Action: Attach Ulu Ring to target living thing you control. If it was previously attached to a thing, sacrifice the previously attached thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Day of the Dead

Action

As an additional cost, destroy all things you control.
Gain control of all Living Things in the discard pile. They gain the Undead subtype.

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"..And at the dawn of the final day, they saw the most horrifyingly beautiful sight. A living valley turned sour, their worst wishes coming true."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Drown in Tears

Action

Each player sacrifices a sentient and living thing they control. If they cannot, they discard 2 cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1X

Vault of Plans

Thing

You have +1 to maximum hand size.

On your turns that you start with a full hand, you may play an extra Action and/or an extra Thing.

Card by Bucky

2X

Vault of Ancient Relics

Thing

When you play this, put the bottom two cards of the discard pile into your hand.

You have +2 to maximum hand size.

Card by Bucky

3X

Vault of the Forgotten

Thing

When you play this, draw a card and put it Up Your Sleeve.

Treat cards that are exiled and/or Up Your Sleeve as though they were in your hand also. You have +3 to maximum hand size.

Card by Bucky

The Room where it happens

Thing

Once during each turn, The player who's turn it is may target a thing you control. You may choose to let them take control of it. If you do, take control of target thing that they control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Simulate

Action

Create a token that's a copy of target thing, exceppt it has the subtype "Simulation" in addition to it's other types.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Monopoly

Thing

If you are the only player able to legally play any cards on your turn, you win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4H

Heavy Wind Gusts

Action - Air

Target opponent discards a card. Return up to one target Thing without a digit greater than 4 in its cornervalue to its controller's hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7P

Powerful Economics

Thing

For the purposes of any effects that count Things in play, your non-token Things each count as an additional Thing. For the purposes of any effects that count non-token Things in play, your tokens count as non-Token Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3S

Sharp Magician

Thing - Party Member

Thing: Discard a card from your hand or put a Thing you control into the discard pile.
Action: Swap the top cards of the deck and discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4X

Tiny Vault

Thing

You have -3 to maximum hand size.
Action: Draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

5X

Vault of Horrors

Thing

You have +5 to maximum hand size.

When you discard a Thing to the hand size limit for the first time in a turn, eliminate the opponent with the most cards in hand. (break ties randomly)

Card by Bucky

6X

Refill the Vaults

Action

You have +2 to maximum hand size for the rest of the turn. Draw cards until you reach your hand size limit. You can't play any more cards this turn. Skip your next turn.

Card by Bucky

8W

Wild Mage

Thing - Party Member

Action: X = the result on a d6. Destroy target Thing in play with X or an X in its cornervalue. If you can't choose such a Thing, then reveal the top X cards of the deck, choose an Action from among them, shuffle the rest of the deck, and play that Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2I

Infrastructural Lattice

Thing - Lattice

Lattices have "Treat digits in the cornervalues of cards you play or control as being 1 higher (max 9)."

Lattices have "If a card would destroy a Thing you control, return it to your hand instead if it has a digit in its cornervalue that's not lower than or equal to any digit in the cornervalue of the destroying card."

Card by ChippyYYZ

7P

Ponder The Time Cube

Action

Reveal the top four cards of the deck. If none have corner­values, gain 10 Money tokens. If all of them have corner­values, draw them and take an extra turn after this one. Otherwise, put either those with or without corner­values into your hand. Discard the rest.

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"$1,000 to anyone who can disprove the Harmonic Cube." Gene Ray, Cubic (1927-2015)

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gravedigger

Thing

During your turn if you haven't played any cards, you may play a card from the discard pile. If it was a living thing, it gains the subtype Undead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lattice Beacon

Thing - Lattice

Sacrifice Lattice Beacon, Action: Search your deck for a card with the subtype Lattice, then place the chosen card into your hand, then shuffle your deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shimmering Beacon

Thing

Sacrifice Shimmering Beacon, Action: Search your deck for a card with the subtype Gem, then place the chosen card into your hand, then shuffle your deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7X

Cash Cache

Action

Gain a number of Money or Gold tokens equal to your hand size limit.

Card by Bucky

8X

Cursed Vault

Thing

You may play this into an opponent's control.

You have -2 to maximum hand size. When you discard cards to your hand size limit you do so at random.

Card by Bucky

9X

Deus Vault

Thing

You have +9 to maximum hand size.
When you have 16 or more cards in your hand, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

Fractalize

Action

For each thing with counters on it, you must either place additional counters on it of each type of counter already there or remove a counter of each type already there if able.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fracturize

Action

Destroy target thing. It's creator creates 3 token copies of it, except they have the subtype Fractured and have no text on them.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Frackerize

Action

Copy this action for each thing it could target. The copies target a unique thing each time.
Target thing gains the subtype "oily". You and it's owner create an oil token with "Sacrifice Oil: Gain money tokens equal to the number of oil tokens sacrificed this turn."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4G

Goad

Action

Target opponent may immediately play an Action card targeting you. They may not play Actions or Things on their next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0G

Great Speed

Thing

When this card enters play, you may return a card playable as a reaction or response from the discard pile to your hand.

When an opponent would play a card or ability as a reaction or response to a card you play (including this one), they must first discard a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2S

Spicy Hot Take

Thing

When this enters play, draw two cards if an opponent has more cards in hand than you.
Actions that could target Spicy Hot Take must do so.

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"Well here's what *I* think about Elon Musk..."

Card by ChippyYYZ

1Y

Lightning Round

Action

Each other player reveals a card from their hand. Choose one of them and play it. The others are played by their owners.

Card by Bucky

2Y

Token Market

Thing

Action:Discard a card and gain three Money tokens.

Thing:Spend a Money token to gain a token of any other type.

Card by Bucky

3Y

Oil Rig & Refinery

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain an Oil token if you have fewer than four.
Up to twice per turn, you may spend two Oil tokens to take an extra Action.

Card by Bucky

Syphon Eons

Action

Draw cards from the deck equal to the number of cards in exile. You have no maximum handsize until your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Disruption Agent

Thing

Lattices players control have no affect on Lattices they control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lupine Beacon

Thing

Sacrifice Lupine Beacon, Action: Search your deck for a card created by JakeTheWolfie, then place the chosen card into your hand, then shuffle your deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4Y

Curse of Isolation

Thing

Play this attached to an opponent, but still in your control.

Things the attached player controls can't target or modify other Things they control.

Card by Bucky

5Y

Reproduce

Action

Print a clean copy of target non-Token Thing, without any modifications made after its introduction to the game, and put it in your hand.

Card by Bucky

6Y

Token of Friendship

Non-token Thing

Play into an opponent's control with a token with the same name as you on it.
You are on a team with any player who shares a name with a token on this. You aren't opponents of each other. If you win, they win, and vice versa. If you're on a team with every remaining player, you all win.

Card by Bucky

He

Thing

Create a His Devices token with "If you only control a thing named He and a token named His Devices, all players lose the game."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cantrip Confuser

Thing

Draw card equal to the number of cards in your hand minus one less than the number of cards in your hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Indecisive

Action

The next time an effect targets something, copy that effect for each valid target. The copies target a unique option each time.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9W

Weigh Down

Thing

Opponents can't lose or be eliminated from the game.
Opponents' maximum hand sizes are reduced by 2.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9P

Precarious Paralysis

Thing

When a player plays an Action, if each symbol in its cornervalue appears in the cornervalues of Thing in play (it must have a cornervalue), they draw two cards. Otherwise, that player loses the game unless they put a Thing they control in the discard pile.
In either case, discard Precarious Paralysis.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6B

"Binarius, Analysis!"

Action

Look at all cards in all zones, then shuffle any ordered sets of cards not viewable by any player (e.g. the deck). Choose at least one creator, then draw and reveal the top two cards of the deck. If each of those cards is by a chosen creator, and each chosen creator made any of those cards, you win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7Y

Triangle's Boon

Action

Draw three cards that you can't play this turn OR
You may play up to two extra Actions and/or an extra Thing this turn OR
you can't be affected by others' Actions or lose the game until your next turn.

---

Aggression, Greed or Defense, choose wisely.

Card by Bucky

8Y

Ball

Thing

Action:Give this to target opponent. They discard a random card.
When this is targetted, you may use its action ability as a reaction but can't target the player that targetted this.

Card by Bucky

9Y

Diabolical Boon

Action

Target Thing's controller chooses:
They give you control of that thing OR
They destroy that Thing and all their tokens OR
They discard three cards.

Card by Bucky

Organic Reconstructor

Thing

Action: Exile target living thing. It's owner searches the deck for a living thing, then shuffles the deck.

---

Ignore the screaming. Its' pain is not real.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Unwilling Sacrifice

Thing

If you are instructed to sacrifice any number of things, you may instead sacrifice Unwilling Sacrifice.

---

It feels every inscicion and every cut you make. Its' body may be ficticious, but its' pain is very real.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Depraved Harvester

Thing

During your turn, sacrifice a living thing you control, then draw two cards. If you control no living things, discard your hand instead.
Depraved Harvester is not a living thing.

---

It spends its' days in the fields, looking for the oppertunity to turn on its' master.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1Z

Bucky's Chat Room

Thing

When you play a card with a corner value, you may gain a Message token and add 2-12 words of flavor text to it.

---

This card has had multiple flavortexts, and they're all valid! I'll list them when it's archived.

Card by Bucky

2Z

Beer Song

Thing

When you play this, gain 9 Bottle tokens. Only one Bottle can be destroyed per turn. When your last Bottle is destroyed, you win.

Action: Break target bottle.

---

Starting from 99 would be too cruel.

Card by Bucky

3Z

Proofreader's Revenge

Action

Destroy any number of Things whose rule or flavor texts contain clear punctuation, spelling or grammar errors. If no such Things are in play, draw a card instead.

Card by Bucky

2Z

Diabeerical Song

Thing

When you play this, gain 99 Bottle tokens. Only one Bottle can be destroyed per turn. When your last Bottle is destroyed, you win.

Action: Break target bottle.

---

"Starting from 99 would be too cruel." -Bucky

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Commit Arson

Action

Light target thing on fire.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Deck of Cards

Action

For each card in a standard 52 card deck, create a token with the name of that card and with the subtype card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2T

Trapped Chest

Thing

Thing: Each opponent, in turn order, may play an Action that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with this card targeting you or another Thing you control. Then, if Trapped Chest is still in play, draw three cards, gain two Money tokens, create a blank Thing named Gem and put it in your hand, and discard this card.

---

*click*

Card by ChippyYYZ

4S

Search For Traps

Action

Each opponent reveals a non-Thing card from their hand or discards a card. Look at the top card of the deck.
If this is the first card you played this turn, you may play an additional Action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7P

Pressure Plate Trap

Thing

When a Thing that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with this card enters play, draw a card. You may immediately play an Action targeting that Thing or its controller. Then discard this card.

---

*click*

Card by ChippyYYZ

4Z

Altitude

Thing

Opponents with no Altitude can't target you.
Action: Attach this to another Thing you control. While attached, opponents with no Altitude can't target that Thing.

Card by Bucky

5Z

Traptychs

Action

Each opponent reveals three cards from their hand; missing cards are considered to be temporary Actions that read "target opponent discards a non-temporary card". You choose one revealed card for each opponent, and choose whether their owners play them immediately or discard them. If they're played, they can't target you or your Things.

Card by Bucky

Act of Desperation

Action

As an additional cost, discard your hand.

If you control the fewest number of things, you do not have to pay the additional cost for this action.

Destroy all things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Symbol of False Hope

Thing

Whoever controls Symbol of False Hope cannot win the game, draws 2 additional cards per turn, and has no maximum hand size.
Action: Target player gains control of Symbol of False Hope. You cannot win until your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Escalator

Thing

A new game of Dvorak is played alongside this game, except you start that game in control of Escalator face-down.

The active game is whichever Escalator is currently face-up.
If Escalator is destroyed, the game it was destroyed in ceases.

Action: Flip Escalator face-down in this game and face-up in the alternate game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6Z

Hope

Thing

Where another card says you can't win the game, ignore all that card's effects.

After drawing for your turn, look at the Nth card of the draw pile, where N equals the number of players.

---

There's a better future. I can see it.

Card by Bucky

7Z

Token Simplification

Action

Destroy all tokens except for those of the same type as target token.

Card by Bucky

Lattice Breeder

Thing - Lattice

All lattices have "Thing: Create a Token with the subtype Lattice."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shrinkify

Reaction

Play in response to an effect which affects all of something. The effect will only effect one valid target instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Knowledge Prison

Thing

Whenever players would discard down to handsize, they instead exile down to handsize.
When Knowledge Prison leaves play, players play the cards they exiled with Knowledge Prison.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4S

Savings Account

Thing

Opponents' cards can't destroy tokens you control or remove them from play.
At the beginning of your turn, create a copy of a token you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3UU

Blue Monster

Thing

This card can't be the target of Action cards.
Thing: This deals damage equal to the number of cards you drew this turn to target Thing.

If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4GG

Green Monster

Thing

Turn: This deals up to 5 damage distributed as you choose among zero or more Things of target opponent's choice that they control. If none of those Things remain, that opponent discards a card for each 2 points of damage left undistributed.
If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Clicky Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "N/A:Press a Button. Activate this ability only once per turn."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Flicky Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices are switches which are in the off state and have "N/A: Change the state of this switch from on or off. Activate this ability only once per turn."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Killswitch

Thing

When this enters play, attach it to target living thing.
Attached thing has "Sacrifice this thing: Press a button."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8Z

Rewarding Generosity

Action

Give away some of your tokens to other players. Draw cards equal to the number of digits in the number of tokens you gave away.

---

Oh, a 98-pack of beer? For me? You shouldn't have.

Card by Bucky

9Z

Tamorisian Boon

Action

Discard three cards and destroy a Thing OR Destroy a Thing you control and play as many Things as you want OR Discard a card and draw three.

---

Original effects by Depressi

Card by Bucky

0A

Cloning Attack

Action

Replace target Thing with a copy of another target Thing.

---

from Crystalize (#8151) and Black Goo (#8156)

Card by Bucky

Lay to Rest

Action

Exile target thing in the discard pile. For each action ability it had, create an action card with the text of that action, and with the name of that thing, except it has "Shard of.." appended to the beginning of the title.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ulu Coffin

Thing

When a living thing you control is destroyed, you may exile it with 2 time counters on it.

At the beginning of your turn, remove 1 time counter from all cards exiled with Ulu Coffin. Then if any have no time counters on them, return them to your hand.

If Ulu Coffin leaves play, discard all cards exiled with it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fall to Silence

Action

All things lose all abilities.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8A

A Blessing And A Curse

Thing

When this enters play, draw 3 cards, then if there are at least 5 other non-token Things in play eliminate each player with a Doom token.
When this Thing would be destroyed, you may discard a card to prevent its destruction. Gain a Doom token when it's destroyed.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Rowdy Support

Action

Target player draws two cards. Put two new copies of "Rubble" (#8173) in her hand.

Card by Bucky

0C

Heartening Prophecy

Action

Gain a Hope token and destroy all your Dooms. If you already controlled any Hopes, win the game; otherwise, shuffle this into the deck, excluding the top two cards from the shuffle.

---

from Dark Prophecy (#8211)

Card by Bucky

Price Tag

Thing

Players must spend money tokens for each additional action the take or thing they play beyond the first equal to the number of additional actions or things played.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Reduced to Rubble

Action

Destroy target building.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Empire's Capital

Thing - Building

You cannot lose the game and your opponents can't win the game. You may spend no money tokens instead of spending money tokens.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1WW

White Monster

Thing

Once per turn, you may prevent 1 damage to a living Thing you control.
Action: Gain a Soldier token. White Monster deals X damage to target Thing, where X is the number of Soldiers you control.
If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2BB

Black Monster

Thing

When Black Monster destroys a Thing, put that Thing in your hand.
Thing: Black Monster deals 1 damage to target Thing. You may put a Thing card from play or from your hand into the discard pile to play an additional Thing this turn.
If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1RR

Red Monster

Thing

When Red Monster enters play, you may play an additional Action this turn.
Whenever you play an Action card, gain a Goblin token with "At the beginning of your turn, this token deals 1 damage to a random Thing controlled by target opponent." and "If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it."

Card by ChippyYYZ

0D

Prank Store

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per turn, you may spend two Money tokens or sacrifice this Thing to force an opponent to discard a card.

---

from Token Store (#8236) et. al.

Card by Bucky

0E

Charged Flavor Attack

Action

Reverse this card's rule text and flavor text and return it to your hand.

---

Draw a card and destroy a Thing, then restore this card's original rule text and flavor text.

Card by Bucky

0F

Hot Pepper

Thing

If you destroy this yourself, destroy another Thing afterwards.

Action+Thing: Destroy this.

---

from Energy Bar (#8386)

Card by Bucky

2CC

Cerulean Monster

Thing

When Cerulean Monster enters play, target thing you control gains indestructible until your next turn.
Whenever you would play a thing, you may instead trade that thing with target thing an opponent controls.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2SS

Scarlet Monster

Thing

Whenver a thing is dealt damage, put a damage counter on it with "At the beginning of each turn, this deals 1 damage to itself" and "If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it."
Action: Deal 2 damage split between up to 2 targets. Then, trigger each damage counter.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

SCWUBRG Monster Lair

Thing - Building

Thing: Create a token that's a copy of Blue Monster, Green Monster, White Monster, Black Monster, Red Monster, Cerulean Monster, or Scarlet Monster. You may not create that token if you already control that thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1S

Shadow Cloak

Thing

When this enters play, attach it to target Thing you control.
Attached Thing and any Things attached to it are black instead of their other colors and can't be chosen as a target.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6V

Vitalstriker Monk

Thing - Party Member

Action: Reveal a card from your hand that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with target Thing. If you do, destroy that Thing, discard the revealed card, and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Crushing Grip

Action

Target opponent may discard two cards with cornervalues, or two cards without cornervalues, or one card chosen randomly.
If they don't, their maximum hand size is reduced by four until the end of their next turn. They lose the game if their hand size is reduced to 0 or less this way.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Explosive Stakes

Action

Each player creates a dynamite token with "If this is destroyed, you lose the game. At the beginning of each of your turns, roll 1d20. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this token."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Water Based Location

Thing - Location

Rotate this 90 degrees clockwise: Create 1 Blue Mana token. Activate only if it is not rotated.
At the beginning of each of your turns, if this card is rotated, un-rotate it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Erect City

Action

Create 5 Building Tokens. Each player creates 2 Building Tokens.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0G

Solicit Advice

Action

In turn order, each opponent nominates a card from the discard. Move a nominated card to your hand. Whoever nominated it draws a card.

---

from Bad Life Advice (#8453)

Card by Bucky

0H

Finishing Blow

Action

Target opponent discards a random card. If Finishing Blow was the last card in your hand, they discard the rest of their hand too.

---

from Last Resort(#8498), Closing Remark (#8515) etc.

Card by Bucky

0I

Nerf Gun

Thing

Once per round, you may spend two Darts at the start of an opponent's turn so that opponent can't take Actions this turn.

Action: Gain a Nerf Dart token.

---

from Smoke Screen (#8542) and Poke in the Eye (#8773)

Card by Bucky

Drain the Library

Action

You have no maximum hand size until your next turn. Draw all of the cards in the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Library of Alexandria

Thing - Epic Building

When you control more than one copy of this card, sacrifice all but one of them.
You have no maximum hand size, Whenever you would draw a card, draw twice that many cards instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cityscape Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices are buildings in addition to their other types.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2G

Grocery Store

Thing

Action: Gain a Food token.
Once per turn when another building enters play under your control or you use another building's Action ability, you may use Grocery Store's Action ability without spending an Action.

---

"Since you're already out running errands, could you pick up some soup?"

Card by ChippyYYZ

5A

Abandoned Temple

Thing

When this enters play, put the bottom two cards of the deck underneath it face-down, plus one more for each building in the discard pile.
Action: Draw a random card from under this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4C

Chippy's Sanctum

Thing - Epic Building

When you control more than one copy of this card, discard all but one of them.
Action: Reveal three cards by ChippyYYZ from your hand. If you do and it's not an extra turn, return Chippy's Sanctum to your hand, end your turn, and take an extra turn after this one. You can't play cards not revealed this way during that extra turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Infinity Tree

Thing - Epic

When you control more than one copy of this card, sacrifice all but one of them.
Whenever an ability on one of your other things triggers, copy it for each counter on The Infinity Tree, then place 1 recursive counter on The Infinity Tree. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Once Again

Action

Trigger all "At the beginning of your turn" abilities.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Dual Scheming

Thing

Skip all of your turns. You may play cards on other player's turns as though it were your turn. Effects that would trigger during your turn trigger during other player's turns as well.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0S

Storehouses

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each building you control.
Action: Gain a Crate token, or two Crate tokens if you control another building.
Action: Destroy a Crate you control to draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7A

Architect's Insight

Action

Return target building to its controller's hand.
OR look at the top 5 cards of the deck. You may reveal a Thing from among them and put it into play. You may reveal a building from among them and put it into your hand. Shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7I

"It's Free Real Estate"

Action

Gain control of target location, room, or building.
OR gain a Building token and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Jake's Bedroom

Thing - Epic

When you control more than one copy of this card, sacrifice all but one of them.

When you play a card made by JakeTheWolfie, they don't count towards your play limit. Additionally, you may draw a card.

You may sacrifice things you control rather than paying for the cost of effects.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Skyline Skyscraper

Thing - Building

You may play an additional Human thing on your turn. If you do, gain 1 Money token.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Zirr Schoolhouse

Thing - Building

Players may play an additional action on their turn. If they do, draw a card. If they don't, discard a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4G

Getting Stomped

Thing

At the end of each player's turn (after discarding), if that player has fewer cards in hand and in play than the number of non-token Things controlled by their opponent with the fewest non-token Things, that player is eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4L

Life By The Sword

Thing

When this enters play, destroy target Thing and draw a card.
When an opponent destroys another Thing, they gain control of this card and draw a card.
When you begin your turn with no cards in hand, you are eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5T

Tower of Toppling

Thing

When there are 7 non-token Things in play plus 1 for each player, destroy Tower of Toppling. If it is destroyed this way, eliminate each player with the most non-token Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dictate of Prosperity

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, both you and that player create a token of a type that you own respectively.
During a player's turn, if they are unable to make at least 3 tokens, you may gain control of a token they control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

ma sewi pi suli epika

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, create 2 Archbishop tokens.
If you control 20 or more holy things, you win the game

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Execution

Action

Destroy target sentient thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0J

Refine

Action

Destroy one of your Things. Gain two Fuel tokens with the text "If you haven't burnt any Fuel yet during your turn, you may burn this to take an extra Action."

---

From Tanker Truck (#8818)

Card by Bucky

0K

Cold Snap

Action

Gain a Sweater token. Each player without any cloth or clothing or burning Things must sacrifice a flammable Thing, discard two cards or eliminate himself.

---

From Wrath of Winter and Frostbite (#8836-7)

Card by Bucky

0K

Reprise

Action

Play an Action from the discard that you've previously played this game.

---

From Refrain (#8870)

Card by Bucky

Trap in the Aether

Action

Exile target thing with 5 time counters on it. At the beginning of that thing's controller's turn, remove a time counter from it. Then, if there are 0 or fewer time counters on it, return it to play under your control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lasting Sorrow

Action

Until they are destroyed, each thing has "You cannot win the game."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Zirr Town Hall

Thing - Building

Whenever a player draws a card from another effect, starting with that player, each player votes for one of their opponents. Whoever has the most votes draws a card. If there is a tie, you draw 3 cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2B

Butcher's Shop

Action

Gain 2 Food tokens and draw a card. You may destroy a Thing you control to draw 2 additional cards, or 3 if you control a building.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3P

Public Library

Action

Put up to one building from the discard pile on top of the deck.
Look at the top 4 cards of the deck. Put one into your hand, then shuffle the rest into the deck.
Put Public Library into the previous player's hand. They discard a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

D+A

The Beginning

Action

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may remove this card from the game and give it to someone.

• If the playgroup of the player who gave you this card plays another game after this one, and you join them, you may be that player's teammate for that game instead of returning this card to the deck.

  ---

  05/21/2022

Card by ChippyYYZ

0L

Collector Dragon

Thing

At the end of your turn, Collector Dragon draws a card.
When Collector Dragon leaves play, reveal its hand. The player who killed it (if any) puts one of those cards in his hand, then you may put another of them in your own hand. Discard the rest.

Card by Bucky

9M

Archaeologist

Thing

Instead of drawing a card for your turn, you may draw the bottom Thing in the discard pile. If you do, remove any adjacent cards in the discard pile from the game.

---

From Study History (#8978), Imperial Archivist (#8984) etc.

Card by Bucky

Blood Papers

Thing

Each card beyond the first a player plays during a turns has "As an additional cost, sacrifice a living thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Counting

Thing

At the beginning of each turn, that player may put a number counter on this thing. If they don't, you and they draw a card for each number counter on this thing, then remove all counters from it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Difficult Decision

Action

Starting with you, each player votes for Famine or Poverty. For each Famine vote, each player sacrifices a living thing they control. For each Poverty vote, each player sacrifices a non-living thing they control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0N

Token Impersonators

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent gaining a token. Gain six copies of that token.

---

From Sneaky Impersonator (#9017) and Generous Impersonator (#9018)

Card by Bucky

0O

Take Notes

Action

Draw and immediately discard two cards. Gain one Note token with a sentence of text from each of those two cards.

---

From Take Notes (#9005, #9034, #9080 and #9081)

Card by Bucky

0P

Practice Ammunition

Thing

When you play an Action, destroy this. If that Action destroys any Things, save those Things and return them to their owners' hands.

---

From Spread Ammunition (#9117) and Incendiary Ammunition (#9127)

Card by Bucky

Steal Notes

Action

Draw a card, then up to 2 target players discard a collective 2 cards. Create a note token with the text from both cards discarded.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Confiscate Notes

Action

Draw a card, then steal from up to 2 target players a collective 2 cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Embezzle Notes

Action

Reveal the top 3 cards of the deck. Put one into your hand and the rest into discard, then create a note token with the text of both cards that didn't go into your hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Diversity Prism

Thing

Things you control are all colors, and corporate effects cannot target you or a thing you control unless they are positive.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

GENERIC PRIDE DISPLAY

Action - Corporate

Target player cannot target you with any effects until the end of your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

All-Inclusive Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices are all colors.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Trapped in the 2nd dimension!

Thing - Curse

Attach to target player.
Attached player cannot target more than one legal target whenever an effect requires them to do so.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6R

Rumors Of My Demise

Thing

When your turn would be skipped or you discard three or more cards from your hand—potentially including this card—you may put this card in the discard pile and return up to two target cards from the discard pile to your hand. You may play one of them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9P

Pride Flag

Thing

When this enters play, it becomes three colors of your choice instead of white.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trapped in the 4th dimention!

Thing - Curse

Attach to target player.
Whenever an effect has attached player target something, for all legal targets, copy the effect with that player targeting that target.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Jake, Queer Defendant

Thing - Epic Jake

When you control more than one copy of this card, sacrifice all but one of them.
Neither you, nor things you control, can be the target of effects with one color.

---

"Come forth, brothers, sisters, and siblings! I shall protect you while we fight for our rights!"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Encase in Cheap Plastic

Action

Target thing loses all text and becomes a Cheap Plastic Trophy with "Kevan wins the game."

---

Damn you, Kevan!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9T

The ______ Agenda

Action

Reveal the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of colors among Things you control from among Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, White, Black, Gray, and Pink. For each of those colors, you may choose a Thing you control of that color. For each different Thing chosen this way, put one of the revealed cards into your hand. Shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0Q

Icy Coating

Thing

Play attached to a Thing. That thing is white instead of its other colors. It can't move or use its Action: abilities.

---

From Freeze Ray (#9131)

Card by Bucky

0R

Token Buyer

Thing - Person

When an opponent gains a token, you may swap one of your Money tokens for it. Action: Gain a Money token.

---

From Card Trader (#9187) etc.

Card by Bucky

0S

Curse of Deafness

Thing

Play attached to a Thing. If it allows its owner to optionally do something, they must choose not to.

---

From Curse of Blindness (#9238)

Card by Bucky

Unholy Sigil

Thing

When this enters play, each opponent crates 3 Demon tokens.

At the beginning of your turn, gain control of target unholy thing an opponent controls. If none exist, put an omen counter on this, then each opponent gains control of 1 unholy thing you control.

If this has 3 omen counters on it, you win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Apocalypse Sundial

Thing

When this enters play and at the beginning of your turn, place an hour counter on it. If there are 12 or more hour counters on it, you win the game. If Apocalypse Sundial leaves play, destroy all things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Corrupt Rivers

Thing

Whenever a living thing targets you or a thing you control, gain control of it. It becomes undead in addition to its' other types. Add a soul counter to Corrupt Rivers.
If there are 20 or more soul conters on Corrupt Rivers, you win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7A

A Voice Like Thunder

Action

Reveal the top 6 cards of the deck. Choose up to one Action card from among them, discard the rest, and play that card. Neither that card nor this card can be responded to, countered, negated, ignored, or prevented. That card's effects can't be overruled.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5I

Ideal Conditions

Action

Draw a card, and draw another at the beginning of your next turn.
Until the end of your next turn, you may play an additional Action or Thing each turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1T

Token Siphon

Thing

Action: Each opponent gives you one of their tokens. You may destroy this card. If it's destroyed this way, gain control of up to two target tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Burn from both ends

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, exile the top 2 cards and bottom 2 cards of the deck. You may play those cards that turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Live for now

Thing

When this enters play and at the beginning of your turn, exile your hand. You may play those cards this turn.
At the beginning of your turn, draw up to handsize instead of drawing a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Dictate of Speed

Thing

Whenever a player would draw a card beyond the first each turn, they exile it instead, and may play that card until the end of their next card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2S

Subscription

Thing

When Subscription enters play, choose a creator.
When you would draw your first card during your turn, reveal the top 5 cards of the deck. Either draw one of those cards by the chosen creator and shuffle the deck, or shuffle the deck and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2R

Regeneration

Action

At the beginning of your next turn, draw up to your maximum hand size (draw at most 7 cards this way). You can't play Actions on your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7T

Guard Tower

Thing

Opponents can't play Things into your control.
When another building you control would become the target of an effect, you may have that effect target Guard Tower instead. Once per turn when you discard a building card from your hand, you may return it to your hand.

---

"Halt! Who goes there?"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Revert Necromancy

Action

Destroy target undead thing. It is no longer undead and becomes alive

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sol Ring

Thing - Artifact

Rotate 90 degrees: Gain 2 colorless mana counters. Activate only when this is not rotated.
At the beginning of your turn, un-rotate this.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Demonic Altar

Thing

Sacrifice a living thing: Target thing you control becomes a Living Demon in addition to its' other types.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0T

Junkyard

Thing

Destroyed Things go under this, including tokens.

Thing:Put a destroyed Token back into play.

Thing:Discard two Things from your hand to play a destroyed Thing from under this.

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From Isle of Exiles(#9248)

Card by Bucky

0U

Martial Art Combo

Action

This turn, each card you play deals 1 damage to a Thing of your choice, and if a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

Deal 2 damage to target Thing. You may play an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

0V

Coffeeberry Cake

Thing

You may eat this (destroying it) at the start of your turn. When a player eats this, they must immediately either play two cards or reveal and discard their hand to show they can't.

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From Snack Bar (#9329)

Card by Bucky

Dreamcatcher

Thing

Whenever a card enters exile, note it.
If Dreamcatcher leaves play, shuffle all cards noted with it back into the deck. Exile Dreamcatcher.

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A simple device, yet able to starve off eternity's grasp for just a little while.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cove of Secrets

Thing

Whenever you would draw cards, draw twice that many cards. Whenever a player other than yourself targets Cove of Secrets, they draw 2 cards.

---

Dead men tell no tales, instead leaving them scrawled onto the walls.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ignite the World

Action

Destroy all things, tokens, and counters. Each player discards their hand then draws 2 cards.

---

In a flash, Jake had rid the world of all life. Only charred ground of a now dead plane remains.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5A

Arena

Thing

Action: Choose target Thing. Its controller chooses another target non-building Thing. For each chosen Thing, roll a d6 and add a number in that Thing's cornervalue to the result. Destroy the Thing with the lower result, or both Things if it's a tie.

---

"Are you not entertained?"

Card by ChippyYYZ

7A

Academy

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by 1.
Action: Draw a card if you have at least X cards in hand. X is 6 minus 1 for each other building you control or reveal from your hand as you play this Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7F

Foundry

Action

Draw three cards, then discard down to your maximum hand size. Create a Building token for each card you discard this way.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0W

Coronation Caravan

Thing

At the start of your turn, win the game if you have a Crown.

Action: gain a Crown token.

After each of your non-skipped turns, skip your next turn if you have a Crown.

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from Trade Caravan (#9338) and War Caravan (#9344)

Card by Bucky

0X

Vaultlessness

Thing

Your maximum hand size is 0.

During your turn, the top card of the deck is revealed and you can play it as though it were in your hand.

Card by Bucky

0Y

Chaotic Boon

Action

Choose one at random by 1d4:
1: Each of your opponents discards two cards OR
2: You may play two extra Actions and an extra Thing this turn OR
3: Put one of the top three cards of the discard pile into your hand OR
4: Choose any of the other three options.

Card by Bucky

Frozen Necklace

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put an ice counter on another target thing.
Things with ice counters are treated as though they were blank.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Nuclear Waste Spill

Action

Each player sacrifices each living thing they control, and cannot play a living thing until the end of your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Loyal Companion

Thing

If you would lose the game, instead shuffle Loyal Companion into the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9D

Dream Walk

Action

Look at the top 3 cards of the deck. You may reveal an Action from among them. If you do, treat this card as a copy of that Action. Otherwise, draw the fourth card of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3R

Retrospective

Action

Choose a creator. If there are at least 4 cards by that creator in the discard pile, put one of them into your hand and the rest on top of the deck in a random order.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8B

Basilica

Action

Reveal the top 5 cards of the deck. Your next opponent to the left puts a Thing from among them into the discard pile. Your next opponent to the right puts an Action from among them into the discard pile. Put the rest into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0Z

Public Chat Room

Thing

Anyone may change this card's flavortext while playing a card or adding a card to the deck archive.

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Local witch declares self technically sinless, demands Sinquisitors "Come back with a warrant", more at 11 - ChippyYYZ

Card by Bucky

0*

Self-Referential Card

Thing

This card's full cornervalue is 0 followed by the entire upper-case alphabet.

Thing: move this card anywhere.

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From Self-Referential Card (#9548)

Card by Bucky

Momentary Lapse of Concentration

Action

Target living Thing is considered blank until the end of your next turn.

Card by Binarius

Threads of Fate

Action

Look at the fourth through eighth cards of the draw pile. You may either exchange two of them or insert target Thing into them and then give its controller another Thing in play.

Card by Binarius

Going Nowhere Fast

Action

Target player who did not play any cards during their last turn may not play any cards during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

Introduction to Staged Hysteria

Action

At the beginning of each players turn, that player activates all action abilities on things they controled when this was played.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Forged in Ice

Action

Return a thing from the discard pile to your control. It gains the subtyle Frozen.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Introduction to Dimentional Shift

Action

Each player shuffles all things they control into the deck. For each thing shuffled this way, starting with you, it's owner reveals cards from the top of the deck until they reveal a thing. They gain control of it then place the revealed cards on the bottom of the deck in a random order.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8H

Hat Trick

Thing

Thing - Go For Three!: Destroy this card. You may play additional Actions this turn until you have played three. At the end of your turn, discard your hand if you didn't play exactly three Actions this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3B

Dead Beckoning

Thing

Action: Return target Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control. You may activate an Action Ability of that Thing. Remove it from the game at the end of your turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2E

Explorer's Cap

Thing

Whenever the deck is shuffled, look at the top card of the deck. You may draw that card and discard a card.

---

It gives the confidence to feel at home in unfamiliar territory.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Type Converter

Thing

Before you draw at the beginning of your turn, you may discard a Thing or Action. If you do, draw and reveal cards until you draw a card of the opposite type. Put it into your hand and put the other cards you revealed on the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Start Over

Action

Move your Things to the discard pile and discard your hand, then draw five cards and begin your turn.

Card by Binarius

Caught Out

Action

Target opponent reveals any number of cards from their hand. They may not play any cards during their next turn that they did not reveal in this way.

Card by Binarius

Introduction to Abduction

Action

Each player may gain control of a living thing they do not control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Defenestrate

Action

Throw target player out of the nearest window.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Introduction to Pyrokinetics

Action

Each players destroys a flammable or meltable thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1A

Monty's Hall

Thing - Building

The first time you'd draw a card in a turn, you may choose to reveal it first. If you do, you may discard it and draw a replacement card.

Card by Bucky

2A

Think Twice

Action

When you draw this card, reveal and copy it.

Draw a card. Remove all other "Think Twice" cards in the discard pile from the game.

Card by Bucky

3A

Double Strike

Action

When you draw this card, reveal and copy it.

You may discard a card to destroy target Thing. Remove all other "Double Strike" cards in the discard pile from the game.

Card by Bucky

Free Trial Period

Action

Put a Thing into play. At the beginning of your next turn, return it to your hand or discard another Thing to keep it in play.

Card by Binarius

Stamp of Authority

Thing

Once per turn, you may play a card without cost if you are its creator.

Card by Binarius

Shocking Betrayal

Action

Target living Thing defects to your control and reports the contents of its previous controller's hand to you.

Card by Binarius

Firebrand

Thing - Pony

Action - Fire Control: Gain 1d6 Flame tokens.
Action - Joy of Fireworks: Spend exactly 1d6 Flame tokens if possible. If you do, each player draws a card. If you spend your last Flame token this way, you also draw cards equal to the d6 result.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Strong Oak

Thing - Pony

Practical Solutions - Reveal the first card you draw during your turn. If it's an Action, discard it and draw another. If it's a Thing with an Action Ability, you may play an additional Thing and an additional Action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thrilly Filly

Thing-Pony

Mystery Solver - Whenever you play an Action, you may first look at the top 3 cards of the deck and put them on the top or bottom in any order.
Naive - At the end of your turn, if you didn't play an Action this turn, target opponent reveals a random card from their hand. If it's an Action, they may play it targeting you or Thrilly Filly. If they don't, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

You come across a village

Action

Choose one:

Spend the night - End your turn. You and things you control cannot be affected until your next turn.

Talk with locals - Draw 2 cards. Each opponent may draw a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Purgatorial Chime

Action

Each player shuffles up to 2 cards in their hand or on their field into the deck. For each card not shuffled this way, draw a card, and you may play cards drawn this way

Card by JakeTheWolfie

You come under attack

Action

Choose one:

Surrender - Each opponent chooses a thing they control. You gain control of the chosen things.

Fight - Each opponent sacrifices a living thing they control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

P1

New Filing Technique

Action

Choose an X from 1 to 4. Move the X alphabetically-earliest non-token Things to the bottom of the draw pile.

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From My New Filing Technique Is Unstoppable (#31)

Card by Bucky

4A

Quadruple Crown

Thing

When you draw this card, reveal and copy it three times, and you have +3 maximum hand size until the end of the turn.

If you own four Crowns at the end of your turn, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

5A

Land Mine

Action

When you draw this card, destroy one of your Things if you have any.

Destroy target Thing you don't control. You may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

Symbols of Blood and Protection

Thing - Symbol

At the beginning of a players turn, that player may sacrifice a thing. If they do, their things are indestructible until the beginning of their next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Symbols of Peace and Prosperity

Thing - Symbol

At the end of each players turn, if that player didn't destroy a thing their opponent controls, they may draw a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Symbol of Devestation

Thing - Symbol

Whenever a player plays an action, they may discard a card. If they do, they may destroy target thing. If they don't they sacrifice a thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6A

Symbol of Tyranny

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, they may give you one of their Things. If they don't, they may only play one card this turn.

Card by Bucky

7A

Modular Storage

Thing

When you draw this card, reveal it and copy it twice.

You have +2 maximum hand size.
When this is destroyed, remove all other "Modular Storage" cards in the discard from the game.

Card by Bucky

P2

Fiat Money

Thing

You may play an extra Thing with a number in its corner value each turn. When you do, create and give an opponent the same number of Paper tokens.

---

From Zaratusra's Gold Standard (#145)

Card by Bucky

3M

Musical Chairs

Action

Each player chooses a Thing they control. Choose one additional target Thing. If enough Things were chosen, shuffle them together and give control of one to each player randomly. Put the remaining Thing in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9T

Tranq Dart

Action

Choose target Thing and roll 1d6. If the result is lower than a digit in that Thing's cornervalue, reduce that digit by the result until it leaves play, then return this card to your hand. Otherwise, turn that Thing face-down and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Dark Crystal Tower

Thing - Gem Building

Your max hand size is increased by 1 for each Thing you control that's a gem or a building.
Each opponent's max hand size is reduced by 1/4th your maximum hand size, rounded down. An opponent with max hand size 0 or less is eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dawn of Reckoning

Action

If this is the first time you have played Dawn of Reckoning, mark your name onto it and shuffle it into the top 25 cards of the deck. Otherwise, you win the game and your opponents lose the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Consuming Vortex

Thing

At the end of a players turn, if they had one or more card plays left, they sacrifice things equal to the number of card plays left. If they cannot, they lose the game.
If Consuming Vortex would leave the field,the player who removed it loses the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0

War Declaration

Thing

Each thing may deal damage to any target equal to their numerical corner value during that player's turn. If a player would be the target for damage, they may instead redirect that damage to a thing or token they control
If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it. If a player is dealt 30 total damage, they are eliminated.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8A

Flurry Attack

Action

When you draw this card, reveal it and copy it five times. When this is played or discarded, remove all other "Flurry Attacks" cards in the discard from the game.

Deal 1 damage to target Thing. If it's a token or it's been dealt 3+ damage this turn, destroy it. You may play an extra Attack action this turn.

Card by Bucky

9A

Containerized Crate

Thing

When you draw this card, reveal it and copy it twice. When this is destroyed or discarded, remove all other "Containerized Crate" cards in the discard from the game.

When drawing for your turn, if you haven't sacrificed any Crates yet this turn, you may sacrifice this to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

0A

Overcrowding

Thing

If an opponent ever has six or more cards in their hand, they must IMMEDIATELY discard all but one of them. If this takes place in the middle of an action, they must do this before completing the action.

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Adapted from Tamoris' Trinities deck by Depressi

Card by Bucky

Tutelary Deity

Thing

When this comes into play, choose a creator and you may perform the following ability without cost.
Action - Pray: Reveal a card by the chosen creator from your hand. Cards by that creator may not target you or your Things before your next turn.

Card by Binarius

Summarize in Exhaustive Detail

Action

Take an Action an opponent played on their last turn from the discard pile and play it.

---

"Did I get all that right?"

Card by Binarius

5C

Domino Effect

Thing

Action: Gain control of target Thing whose cornervalue shares a symbol with the cornervalue of a Thing you control. On each of your Things, you may only use each symbol once in this way.

Card by Binarius

Wand Blank

Thing

When Wand Blank enters the field, exile an action from your hand.
Action: Copy the action exiled with Wand Blank, then play the copy.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Construction Blank

Thing

When Construction Blank enters the field, exile a thing from your hand.
Thing: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Construction Project

Action

You may play an additional thing this turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5R

Ride The Momentum

Thing

You may play an additional Action or Thing each turn.
At the end of your turn, destroy this card if you didn't play at least 3 Things and/or Actions.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0A

Additional Supply Depots Required

Action

Until your next turn, players who don't control any buildings or crates can't draw cards and can't create or play tokens or Things that aren't buildings or crates.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4I

Invoke Prestige

Action

Look at and rearrange the top 3 cards of the deck, then draw two cards.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, if you control a gold Thing or reveal a gold card from your hand, you may look at and rearrange the top 3 cards of the deck, then draw two cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Invoke the Fifth

Action

End your turn. You may play this at any time during your turn, provided you have the action to do so.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Inert

Action

Target thing loses all text and gains "This thing cannot gain any additional text."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shadow of God

Thing

If a player would gain control of a sentient thing you control, sacrifice it instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1B

Act of Gluttony

Action/Reaction

Destroy target Thing.

You may play this in response to an opponent playing an edible Thing. If you do, target that Thing and draw two cards afterwards.

Card by Bucky

2B

Wrath

Thing

To "Lash Out", destroy one of your own Things and a random Thing belonging to target opponent.

During each of your turns, you may voluntarily Lash Out once. When an opponent destroys one of your Things, you must Lash Out targeting them if possible.

Card by Bucky

3B

Envy

Thing

When you gain control of this, choose a Thing belonging to your opponent. When you gain control of that Thing or a copy of it, destroy Envy and draw to your hand size limit. If either Envy or that Thing is destroyed otherwise, discard your hand.

Card by Bucky

7I

Innovate Or Imitate

Action

Look at the top 2 cards of the deck. You may either draw those cards or copy the last Action played by an opponent.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7T

Thought Experiment

Action

Set aside Thought Experiment and another card from your hand face-up. At the end of your next turn, put both cards back in your hand and discard a card.
While a Thing card is set aside this way, its effects apply as though it were in play under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9W

Wizard Hat

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, gain a Mana token if you have more cards in hand than Mana tokens.
Action:Put a Thing card from your hand under Wizard Hat face-up.
Action: Return Wizard Hat to your hand, revealing that any face-up cards under it are in play.

---

"Nothin' Up My Sleeve!"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Everything Bagel

Thing

Everything Bagel has all Thing types.

---

It's alive! It's the size of a building! It's also cold, hard cash! Gross!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lethal cognitohazard

Thing

If a human thing would target you or a thing you control, destroy it instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

R

Lightning Bolt

Action

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it. If a player is dealt 30 total damage, they are eliminated.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fresh Blood

Action

Put the topmost living Thing in the draw pile into your hand. If it has any Action abilities, you may activate one of them without cost if you play it this turn. Shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Wait For It

Action

During your next turn, you may play an Action from your hand without cost.

Card by Binarius

One With the Universe

Thing

If the game ends, you win.

Card by Binarius

The Universe Within

Action

Play a subgame of Dvorak, using the current deck as the main deck, and with things controlled by players in the main game affecting the sub game. The player who wins the subgame wins the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Memetic Disease

Action

Target human gains "If this targets or becomes the target of a human thing, it gains the text granted via Memetic Disease" and "At the beginning of your turn, place a waste counter on this, then sacrifice it if it has 3 or more waste counters."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scale Model of the Hyperverse

Thing

Play with all zones revealed. (Players may look at eachother's hands, others sleeves, the deck, and any hidden zones created during gameplay.)

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Take Things Literally

Action

Gain control of two target Things.

Card by Binarius

Take Action

Action

View target opponent's hand and take an Action from it.

Card by Binarius

Just My Type

Action

Choose "Thing" or "Action", then reveal the top four cards of the draw pile and put the cards of the chosen type into your hand. Shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

4H

Hasty Judgement

Action

An opponent looks at the top 4 cards of the deck and reads aloud their titles in order. You have 5 seconds to choose up to two of those cards. Put them into your hand and shuffle the rest into the deck.

---

Hopefully you've taken notes.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1B

Bottled City

Thing

When this enters play, choose target building card in play or in the discard pile and put it underneath Bottled City.
When Bottled City is destroyed, gain 2 Building tokens and play a card from under it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4D

Connect The Dots

Action

Count the number of Action cards in the discard pile. Draw half that many cards, rounded down. If you drew at least 4 cards this way, remove this card and all Action cards in the discard pile from the game, then end your turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4B

Slothfulness

Thing

Draw an extra card at the start of your turn.

When you play a Thing, you may play one fewer Action this turn and vice versa.

Card by Bucky

5B

Hand Scrambler

Thing

Action: Target player discards a card at random, then draws a card.

Card by Bucky

6B

Action Accelerator

Thing

When you play a Thing (including this), you may use one of its Action: or Thing: abilities for free.

Once per turn, Thing: take an extra Action.

Card by Bucky

Viral Crystal

Thing - Crystal

At the beginning of a player's turn, for each Crystal that player controls, target thing they control lose all card text and becomes a Crystal in addition to it's other types.
Action: Target thing becomes a Crystal in addition to its' other types.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

To Dust

Action

Target thing loses all text and gains the title "Dust" and gains the subtype Dust

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Manifest Ability

Action

Reveal an action from your hand. It loses the Action type and becomes a Thing. It gains "You may use this card's text once per round."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2D

Dogma's Demand

Thing

Once during your turn, you may choose a sentence on a Thing you control.
The most recently chosen sentence is ignored during your turn.

---

"But it says so right here!"
"Oh, we don't believe that part."

Card by ChippyYYZ

2P

Parallel Past

Action

Each player, starting with the next player in turn order, returns a card from the discard pile to their hand then puts a card from their hand on top of the deck.
If it's not an extra turn, end the turn and take an extra turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4S

Studious Scribe

Thing - Party Member

Whenever you draw a card, rotate this card 90° clockwise.
When this card completes a clockwise rotation, return the bottommost Action card in the discard pile to your hand.

Action: Play a card with the word Notes in its title from the discard pile, then shuffle it into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Clay

Thing - Shapeshifter

Changeling (This thing has all Thing subtypes)

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Melt the Mold

Action

Target thing gains "Changeling (This thing has all Thing subtypes)"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Silic Lair

Thing - Land

When Silic Lair enters play, return a thing you control to your hand.
Silic Lair enters play rotated 90°, and unrotates at the beginning of your turn.
Rotate Silic Lair 90°: Add one Green and one Blue mana.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Pollution Permit

Thing

When you would discard a card, you may instead put it on top of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Alpha Ray Vision

Thing

At the end of your turn, you may view the top card of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

The Meta

Action

Choose a Thing subtype. Each player may put a Thing of that subtype into play. If you chose a subtype of a Thing already in play, all players who do not reveal such a Thing from their hand must discard a card.

Card by Binarius

6C

can I get an F in chat

Thing

When an opponent plays a card with the letter F in its flavortext, put this card in the discard pile and draw three cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1E

Echo Chamber

Thing

When you would draw your first card on your turn, instead reveal your hand and the top 4 cards of the deck and choose a creator. Put all cards revealed this way by the chosen creator into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1E

Echo Chamber

Thing

When you would draw your first card on your turn, instead reveal your hand and the top 3 cards of the deck and choose a color. Put all cards revealed this way of that color into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Sinquisition

Action

Eliminate all opponents who own a Thing whose name contains a deadly sin. (i.e. Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth or Wrath)
Give target player a token of one of those deadly sin types and shuffle this card into the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

7B

Greed

Thing

You may discard two cards and skip a turn to gain control of a Thing.

If any golden Things are controlled by opponents, you must use this on one whenever you can.

Card by Bucky

8B

Gluttony

Thing

At the start of your turn, destroy one of your Things whose name does not contain a deadly sin (i.e. Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth or Wrath) to draw an extra card. If you can't, discard down to one card in hand.

Card by Bucky

Holographic-

Thing - Effect

Attach to target thing.
Attached thing has the subtype Hologram and is intangible.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Dying-

Thing - Effect

Attach to target thing.
At the beginning of attached thing's owner's turn, they put a decay counter onto it. Then, if it has 3 or more decay counters, they sacrifice it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Inert-

Thing - Effect

Attach to target thing.
Attached thing loses all action-like abilities.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Null Time Bubble

Action

Starting with the previous player in turn order, each opponent puts a card from their hand on top of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Split Personality

Thing

At the end of your turns, exchange your hand with all of the cards Up Your Sleeve. The first time you do this, draw five cards afterward.

Card by Binarius

Delayed Free Win

Action

If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, you win it.

Card by Binarius

9B

Curse of Lust

Thing

Play into an opponent's control attached to one of their Things.

When you play an Action, it must target the attached Thing if possible. If that Thing is destroyed, destroy this and discard a card.

Card by Bucky

P3

X-Ray Scan

Action

Look a random card from each opponent's hand, any cards Up their Sleeves, any face-down cards on the table, and the top card of the deck.

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From Ryan_1729's X-Ray Goggles (#263)

Card by Bucky

7H

High Pain Tolerance

Thing

Once between your turns when an opponent would force you to discard cards, you may discard one fewer.
Once between your turns when you or a Thing you control would be dealt damage, you may reduce that damage by 1.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8T

Telekinetic Barrage

Action

Sacrifice a non-token vehicle, weapon, natural terrain feature, or container, or all of your tokens. If you do, destroy target Thing and you may repeat this Action.

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Most problems can be solved by throwing a safe at them, or at least some swords.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0N

Nasty Witch

Thing - Party Member

Thing: If no opponent controls an amphibian, shuffle target living Thing into the deck. Its controller gains a Frog or Newt token.
Action: Gain control of target Token.
Action: Sacrifice two animals of different types. Draw two cards, then look at the top two cards of the deck.

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“Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog...” - Macbeth

Card by ChippyYYZ

Platinum Angle

Thing - Artifact Geometry

If you control 5 Geometry things with different names, you win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Mandelbrot Set

Thing - Geometry

Whenever an action or ability causes you to do the same game action a number of times, copy that ability, except you do 1/3 less game actions, rounded down.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scutoid Swarm

Thing - Geometry

Whenever a non-token thing enters your field, create either a hexagonal or pentagonal prism token with the subtype Geometry. If you control 6 or more non-token things, instead create a token copy of Scutoid Swarm

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“Survival rule 782: There are always more scutoids.”

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1C

Careful Judgment

Action

Set aside the top four cards of the deck face up. At the end of your turn, put one into your hand and discard the rest.

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From ChippyYYZ's Hasty Judgment

Card by Bucky

2C

A Cute Angel

Thing

At the end of your turn, choose a thing for A Cute Angel to protect, other than herself or what she's currently protecting.

The Thing most recently chosen for her protection can't be destroyed or modified.

Card by Bucky

3C

Circle of Wisdom

Thing

If your own cards or choices would eliminate you, you survive instead.

Action: choose to do nothing.

Card by Bucky

Blood Contract

Action

Sign your name in blood on this card. If you have done this 3 or more times on this card, you win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Attack the Gods

Action

Destroy target game of Dvorak. (To destroy a game of Dvorak, physically destroy all game components of that game. The game ends in a loss for all participants.)

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Restartation Device

Action

Shuffle all non-token Things, hands, discard piles, and decks into their owner's deck along with Restartation Device. Then, each player draws to their handsize. Then, end your turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4C

Problematic Trolley

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing unless its controller destroys three of their own Things (their choice) instead. Cooldown 2 turns. (You can't use this if you used it this turn or last turn)

Card by Bucky

5C

Recycling Plant

Thing

Action: Destroy one of your non-Scrap Things, discard a card, draw a card and gain a Scrap token.

Card by Bucky

6C

Spiteful Tantrum

Action

Destroy target Thing, as well as all the other Things.

Card by Bucky

9U

Unreasonable Demands

Action

Target opponent gives you two cards from their hand. Discard two cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6H

Horror

Action

Return each living Thing to its controller's hand. Each opponent who doesn't return any Things to their hand this way discards a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2S

Seeing Statue

Thing

Play this into any player's control.
When you play an Action targeting an opponent's Thing, before it takes effect, each opponent, in turn order, may play an Action card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that Action.

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THEIR EYES FOLLOW YOU

Card by ChippyYYZ

Valuables Beacon

Action

Create a copy of a random card from the Gems booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.

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"It's pretty, oh so pretty"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Friendship Beacon

Action

Create a copy of a random card from the Ponies booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.

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"Friendship is not magic, but this beacon is!"

Proxy Beacon

Action

Create a copy of a random card from the Vintage booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.

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"Oh boy! An Alpha Black Lotus extended art!"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7C

Crownforge

Thing

Action: Win the game if you have a crown, otherwise gain a Crown token. Cooldown 5 turns. (use this only if you've started 5+ turns since the last time you used it)

Card by Bucky

8C

Cliff

Thing

Destroy any non-flight-capable Things that move from behind this Cliff to in front of it.

Card by Bucky

9C

Adorn

Action

Create three tokens of different types and put them on target non-token Thing. Its owner gains control of them.

Card by Bucky