I make cards. Wow. Who would have guessed.
Infinite Dvorak Queue
I also have a lot more ideas for cards than I actually get the chance to implement. Here are some additions that'll be coming up in the near future:
When you play Plague Deluxe, if you control no Things that are not Wheeze tokens return it to your hand and create a Wheeze token. If you control 3 or more Wheeze tokens, you may sacrifice two Wheeze tokens and destroy up to two target Things.
Overly Generic Shield
Things cannot be destroyed by Actions.
Doombot All Along
Action: Put a copy of this Thing into your hand. Whenever this would be destroyed, you may instead discard a copy of itself from your hand.