School Chemistry Lesson deck

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School Chemistry Lesson
Designers Kevan and Raven
Date 29th August 2000
Players 2+
This is a Nomic deck, created as a self-referential competitive game. It is not intended to be replayable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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The inaugural game of proper Dvorak - slapdash sabotage in the chemistry lab as students strive to achieve their own particular objectives.

Card List

Bunsen Burner
Thing
Beaker of Cold Water
Thing
Beaker of Boiling Water
Thing
You may only play Beaker of Boiling Water if you control Bunsen Burner and Beaker of Cold Water. When this card comes into play, destroy Beaker of Cold Water.
Clumsiness
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Cloud of Steam
Thing
You may only play Cloud of Steam if Beaker of Boiling Water is in play.
Opening a Window
Action
Destroy all Gases.
Throw Magnesium Powder
Action
If another player controls Bunsen Burner, you may remove a random card from their hand.
Coke
Thing
Coke, mm, lovely caffeine.
Jar of Potassium
Thing
If you control this, you can destroy any non-gas cards which contain Water.
Light the Gas Tap
Action
Remove a random card from each player's hand.
Acid Trip
Action
Replace any Thing in play belonging to an opponent with a Thing from your hand.
Depression
Thing
Any player who destroys eight or more Things in a single turn, while this card is in play, wins the game.
Bunsen Burner
Thing
Goggles
Thing
If an Action with the word 'Throw' in its name picks you as its target, ignore its effects.
Sink Plunger
Action
Retrieve the top card from the discard pile, into your hand.
Teacher's Attention
Thing
The player who controls this card has a fifty percent chance of not drawing a card when he is supposed to.
Throw Chalk
Action
A chosen player discards a card of their choice.
Throw Paper Aeroplane
Action
A chosen player discards a card at random, then draws a card.
Beaker of Cold Water
Thing
Someone's Eye Out
Thing
This card can only be played in the same turn as a card with 'Throw' in its title. This card is then controlled by a player chosen by the one whose turn it is. The controller of this card must toss a coin 'heads' in order to draw a card.
Visit to Matron
Action
Destroy any Injury Things you control.
Look! A Distraction!
Action
Gain control of a Thing.
Nasty Scalds
Thing
This card can only be played by a player who controls some Boiling liquid. A chosen victim controls this card. The controller of this card may not play any Things into their own possession.
Visit to the Equipment Cupboard
Action
Draw three cards.
Lunchbreak
Action
Destroy all Things. Shuffle the discard pile back into the draw pile.
Attentive Headmaster
Thing
If Attentive Headmaster is in play, and a gas is destroyed by Opening a Window, the player who Opens the Window wins.
Gas Leak
Thing
If any Bunsen Burners are in play, destroy all things.
Lab Rat
Thing
Scalpel
Thing
Gruesome Biology Textbook
Thing
If a Player controls the Lab Rat and a Scalpel, they win the game.
Scalpel
Thing
Stop Hogging The Equipment
Thing
When 'Stop Hogging The Equipment' is in play, players must discard cards until they have 6 or less in their and.
But I Need It
Thing
The player controlling this card may have two more cards in their hand than they otherwise could.
Miniature Steam Engine
Thing
If you control Steam, you win the game.
Who Did That? Show Me Your Hands
Action
Every player must discard cards until they have two or less in their hand.
Revision
Action
Each player may return a card from the discard pile to their hand (starting with yourself).