Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3701-3800

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The Infinite Dvorak Deck

Cards 3701-3800

Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Butterfly Net
Thing
Whenever an opponent discards a card, put it into your hand.
Card by Kevan
Battery
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, draw an extra card. You may play an extra card each turn.
At the end of your turn, discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stairway To Heaven
Thing
When you play this, destroy it unless you destroy 10,000 money tokens you control.



Oh, and you don't win the game.
Really makes you wonder.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rorshach Attack
Action
Play in response to a player drawing one or more cards. They discard a random card instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
K8
Killer Octopus
Thing
Indestructible. Place 8 Kill tokens on this card. Each turn, you must destroy one Kill token, and may destroy a second Kill token to destroy a Thing. When opponent's action destroys a Thing, place a Kill token on this. Kill tokens cannot be created, removed, or destroyed except as this card instructs. When there are no more Kill tokens on this, you are eliminated.
Card by Goldenboots
Death Takes Bribes
Reaction
Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You must pay 10 Money tokens, already in your possession, to the eliminating player and are not eliminated.
Perhaps we can come to some arrangement?
Card by Goldenboots
Death Plays Speed Infinite Dvorak for your SOUL
Reaction
Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You and the eliminating player take the draw pile and play a 2 minute game of Infinite Dvorak, disputes judged by all players present. 10 seconds is allowed for each turn; when the time is up the turn is over. If you win that game, you replace the eliminating player in the original game.
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE CHESS?
Card by Goldenboots
31F
The Cake Is A Lie!
Action
Destroy all food related things and tokens. If there are none create 3 strawberry candy tokens.
Card by Lost resurrected by gill_smoke
F31
Supertaster
Thing
Owner cannot control other things with flavor text.
"She's so bland oatmeal is spicy to her."-Bub
Card by gill_smoke
F29M
Secret Recipes
Thing
Whenever you create a food related token create a money token too.
Card by gill_smoke
Masked Ball
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, pick a random Thing belonging to that player and give control of it to a random opponent of theirs.
Card by Kevan
Behind the Sofa
Thing
All opponents' Things have blank card text during your turn.
Card by Kevan
Automatthew's Friend
Thing
Indestructible.
Action Eliminate yourself.
Mortal Engines, Stanislaw Lem.
Card by Goldenboots
F32
Zesty
Action
Take control of a thing with flavor text.
Card by gill_smoke
Ch 5
Conformal Coating
Action
Remove the Type of all tokens in play.
Card by gill_smoke
Ch 4
Chocolate Coating
Action
Change the type of all tokens in play to Chocolate.
Card by gill_smoke
Ch 3
Gold Coating
Action
Change the type of all tokens in play to Money.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ch 2
Dead Coating
Action
Change the type of all tokens in play to Zombie.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ch 1
Cheap Plastic Coating
Action
Change the type of all tokens in play to Cheap Plastic Trophy.
Card by ChippyYYZ
F35
Cornucopia
Thing
At the beginning of your turn create a food token.
Card by gill_smoke
h15
Gurgitator
Thing
Action: Destroy 15 food items, create a money token.
Card by gill_smoke
V10
Avenaceous
Action
Change the type of all tokens in play to Oat tokens.
Card by gill_smoke
Nanobot Swarm
Thing
Whenever a token comes into play, you may choose its type.
Card by Kevan
Summoner's Pet
Thing
If this card is destroyed to activate a summoning ability, return it to your hand and draw a card.
The deck is still Finite!
Card by ChippyYYZ
1Z
Cowboy Opera Rap
Action-Song
All other players discard two cards.
Card by Bucky
2Z
DDA Nukes Everything
Action
Destroy all things and fail all other pending Actions and DoVs.
BUCKY WUZ HARE
Card by Bucky
Recursive Suicide Pact
Action
No Reactions may be played against Recursive Suicide Pact. Choose a player that has played Recursive Suicide Pact no more than once, if available. That player is eliminated - but first that player plays a copy of Recursive Suicide Pact.
One minute to play, 10 minutes to figure out.
Card by Goldenboots
Slow Motion
Thing
Action cards may only be played if they were revealed during their player's previous turn. Players may reveal Action cards at any time.
Card by Kevan
F34
Crop Failure
Action
Destroy all food related things.
Card by gill_smoke
On the Dole
Thing
Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn destroy a money token or this card and the one attached. Action: Create a copy of this card and put it in your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
F33
Goverment Cheese
Thing food
Card by gill_smoke
Deadly Card Flick
Thing
Whenever you play an Action card, it reads "Destroy a Thing." instead of its usual text.
Card by Kevan
3Z
Denial of Service
Thing
When you play this card, gain four Bandwidth Tokens

If there are any Bandwidth Tokens in play, all Action abilities read "Action:Destroy a Bandwidth Token".
Card by Bucky
Unstable Lightning Blast
Action
If you discard this card, you are eliminated.
Put this card into target player's hand. They discard a random card.
You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Philanthropism
Thing
You may give control of anything you control to another player at any time.
Card by ChippyYYZ
All Hands On Deck!
Action
Each player may play any number of Things from their hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Incoming!
Action
A chosen opponent may return any number of Things they control to their hand. After they've done so, you must destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
Bait and Switch
Thing
Whenever a non-token Thing you control would be destroyed, you may return it to your hand and discard a Thing card from your hand instead.
Card by Kevan
Jenga
Thing
Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return a Thing other than this one to its controller's hand. Any player may play this ability.
Card by Kevan
F36
Vegetable Garden
Thing
Thing: create a Vegetable token. Action: Destroy a Vegetable token and create a copy of a Vegetable from the archive and put into play.
Card by gill_smoke
h14
Organic Recycler
Thing
Action: destroy a food related thing, create an energy token.
Card by gill_smoke
h13
Anorexic Model
Thing
Owner may not control a food item. Action: create a money token.
Card by gill_smoke
Secret Satan
Thing
Action: Choose two players. The first player puts a token into play, of a type chosen by the second player.
Card by Kevan
The Eye of a Needle
Thing
If a player controls any tokens, they cannot win the game.
Card by Kevan
4Z
Echo Chamber
Thing
When you play an Action card from your hand, put it onto Echo Chamber instead of into the discard pile.

At the start of your turn, play all Action cards on Echo Chamber.
Card by Bucky
5Z
Empty Bottle
Thing
When Empty Bottle is destroyed, put it in the discard pile
"Aww, I thought there was something cool inside."
Card by Bucky
6Z
Necromancy Node
Thing-Node
Action:Take control of one Undead Thing for each Node in play.
Action:Gain a Zombie Token for each Node in play.
Card by Bucky
7Z
Farm Node
Thing-Node
Action: Gain a Food Token for each Node in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8Z
Suicide Node
Thing-Node
Action: Destroy a Node for each Node in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Defibrillator
Thing
Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control to put the top thing in the discard pile into play under your control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Nick of Time
Action
Draw five cards; play one of them and discard the other four.
Card by Kevan
Hermes
Thing god
Possesor determines the outcome of all random events.
Action (global):Flip a coin if heads create a money token.
Card by gill_smoke
N-1
Time Node
Thing Node
Action: put a copy of a node from the archive into your hand
Card by gill_smoke
N 5
Virus Node
Thing Node
Action and Thing: Change the Type of up to n non token things in play to Thing Node where n is the number of nodes in play.
Card by gill_smoke
Card Recycling Plant
Thing
Action: Discard any number of cards and put as many Pulp tokens into play. Action: Destroy a Pulp token you control and draw a card.
Card by Kevan
7Z
Victory Node
Thing-Node
Thing:Win the game once for every ten Nodes in play (round down).
Card by Bucky
8Z
Assassin Node
Thing-Node
Thing:Eliminate one opponent for every five Nodes in play. If there aren't enough available opponents, eliminate all of them.
Round down on this one, too.
Card by Bucky
9Z
Decoy
Thing-Player Opponent
Decoy does not have turns or a hand and may not make any decisions. You may use Decoy's Things as if you controlled them. If Decoy would win the game, you win instead. If Decoy would be eliminated, destroy it instead.
Card by Bucky
1Y
Mitosis
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, choose a token. Its controller gains another token of that type.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2Y
Eraser Node
Thing-Node
Action: Erase the last n words of target thing, where n is the number of Nodes in play.
Nonsensical sentences are disregarded.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3Z
Mega Insult
Action
Target player gains a This Token Is Symbolic Of Your Mom Token. Destroy all Tokens with 7-word names and draw a card for each.
Oh, It's ON Now.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1A
Card Factory
Thing
Thing:Gain a Wood token
Action:Target Wood Token becomes a Paper Token

Once per turn, you may destroy one of your Paper Tokens to draw a card.
Card by Bucky
2A
Eightfold Strike
Action
Destroy a Thing unless its controller discards eight cards.
Card by Bucky
Peacekeeper
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller gains control of this Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
N19
Crap Node
Thing Node
Action: Create a Cheap plastic trophy token for every Node in play.
Card by gill_smoke
N18
Replicating Node
Thing Node
Action and Thing: create n copies of a thing in play where n is the number of Nodes in play.
Card by gill_smoke
29M
Patent pending
Thing
When this is destroyed create 10 money tokens.
Card by gill_smoke
Olé
Everything Is A Piñata!
Thing
Whenever a thing is destroyed, Its controller gains three Candy Tokens and each other player gains one.
Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Shoulder To The Plow
Thing
All "Action:'" abilities now read "'Action and Thing:"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Silver Trophy
Action
Leave the game as though you have won, but keep this card. When the game ends, You are considered to be one place behind any players who won, and one place above any players who lost.
Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war. They did alright.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3A
Messenger Pidgeon
Thing
Action+Thing:Return Messenger Pidgeon to your hand and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
4A
sudo rm -r /*
Action
Put all cards in the discard pile.
Do not try this at home. Do not try it anywhere else, either.
Card by Bucky
Rotating Stop Sign
Thing
The boldface text below is a rule. When a player attempts to play something banned by the rule, they fail for this turn, but the phrase after "No" is changed, in cyclic order, Actions -> Things -> Card Action Abilities -> Reactions -> Actions.
No Actions may be played.
Card by Goldenboots
N22
Token Node
Thing Node
Action: Create a Node token for every non token Node in play.
Card by gill_smoke
N21
Tree Node
Thing Node
Thing: Create a tree token for every Node in play.
Card by gill_smoke
N20
Bank Node
Thing Node
Action: Create a money token for every Node in play.
Card by gill_smoke
Transformer Rush
Action
Destroy all non-token Things you control. For each one destroyed, draw a card and play it immediately.
Card by Kevan
Snowbank
Thing
If there are six Snow tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Snow token into play. Any player may play this ability.
Card by Kevan
Rob
Action
Gain control of all of target player's tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Would you kindly..."
Action
Give target player a card from your hand or choose an Action ability of a thing they control. They must play that card/ability.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Evaporate
Action
Put target thing on top of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Relativity
Thing
You may play either an Action or a Thing any time you may play either an Action or a Thing. You may skip the Action or Thing part of your turn and gain an Energy token.
Energy, shmenergy!.
Card by Goldenboots
Antonín Dvořák
Action
Any players who wish may attempt to pronounce the composer's name. Any judged to have succeeded may draw a card. Hints: There is no DUH, the 'Dv' sound like in English "advance". The letter ř is pronounced by rolling an r and saying "zh" like 'su' in 'pleasure', at the same time. All first syllables are stressed but short, all accented syllables are about twice as long.
Card by Goldenboots
5A
All-Star Pitcher
Thing
Action:Put a Strike Token on a non-token Thing
Thing:Destroy a Thing with three Strike tokens on it.
Card by Bucky
P14
Bertrand Russel
Thing Philosopher
Math is the truth of logic, things without a corner value may not use action abilities.
Card by gill_smoke
P13
Søren Kierkegaard
Thing Philosopher
All of this is too absurd. When this comes into play from your hand Destroy all things in play except this. All players' things must have a unique action ability with new things destroying the old thing with the same ability. Things without action abilities are considered to have the rules text "Action: this does nothing."
Action: destroy an absurd token.
Card by gill_smoke
P3
Zeno
Thing Philosopher
While you control a token no other player may use action abilities on cards they control. Action (global): Destroy a token.
"I'll prove there is no motion."-Zeno
Card by gill_smoke
Minefield
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, if there is a Mine token in play, destroy the Thing and a Mine token. Action: Put a Mine token into play.
Card by Kevan
e2
You're too emo for me
Action
Target living thing, has no card text.
Card by gill_smoke
Z11
Zombified Salesman
Thing
Action: Discard a card, create a money token
"What was he sellin?" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
M12
Junk bonds
Thing
at the beginning of your turn flip a coin if Heads get money token if Tails destroy money token if able.
Card by gill_smoke
Take Two
Action
Gain control of two target things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Take Five
Action
Skip your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rising Thunder Dragon Blade SuperCombo
Action
Play two extra actions. Eliminate target player who has had at least three things destroyed this turn.
FATALITY!!!
Card by ChippyYYZ
z8
Zombal Infection
Thing
discard a card at the end of your turn and create a Zombie token. When you have no more cards at the beginning of your turn pass Zombal Infection to another player.
Card by gill_smoke
Z10
Z pak
Action
Create 10 zombie tokens.
Card by gill_smoke
G1
Daily Devotional
Action
Remove a zombie from play for every living thing you control.
Card by gill_smoke
6A
Evil Beam
Action
Destroy a Thing. If it was a Living thing, gain a Zombie token.
Card by Bucky
7A
Power of Teamwork
Action
Choose up to five of your Things and use an Action ability belonging to each.
Card by Bucky
Hard Bargain
Thing
Thing: Take control of target nonliving Thing, not listed below. Write any Thing's name below, and give this card to the former owner of the Thing you took.
Things that are immune to Hard Bargain:
Card by Goldenboots