Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3301-3400

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The Infinite Dvorak Deck

Cards 3301-3400

Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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8X
Bottled Poison
Thing
When Bottled Poison is destroyed, each opponent discards a card at random and destroys a Thing they control.
Card by Bucky
Huddle
Action
Return all non-token Things you control to your hand, and draw four cards.
Card by Kevan
Tripwire
Thing
When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and play any number of cards from your hand.
Card by Kevan
Transcendence
Thing
When this comes into play, end your turn. Action: Win the game if you control no other Things and if your hand is empty.
Card by Kevan
Y2
Malaclypse the Younger
Thing
If you have a copy of Malaclypse the elder in play you may use Malaclypse the younger's ability to fetch two cards instead of one. Action: Put a card from the top 23 cards in the draw pile put it in your hand, shuffle the draw pile.
Card by gill_smoke
E3
Malaclypse the Elder
Thing
If you have a copy of Malaclypse the younger in play you may take Malaclypse the elder's action at the begining of your turn for free but then you can't use his ability. Action: put a card from the top 23 cards of the discard pile into your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
R5
23 skiddoo
Action
Put cards from the discard pile with a corner value symbol matching any symbol in title of this card into your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
Token Leak
Thing
Action: Destroy a token an opponent controls, to draw a card.
Card by Kevan
Charity Tin Rattle
Action
Target player either gives you a card from their hand, or discards their hand.
Card by Kevan
T?
Targettron
Thing
Make a randomly ordered list of players and a randomly ordered list of non-token Things in play. Any event targetting a player or Thing targets the next player or Thing on the appropriate list. After a player or Thing is targetted he/she/it is moved to the bottom of the list. When a new Thing comes into play, you choose a place for it on the list.
Action: Randomly re-order both target lists.
Card by Goldenboots
Ploughshare
Thing
You cannot play a card or an Action ability if it would destroy a Thing. Action: Draw a card.
Card by Kevan
New Broom
Action
Destroy every non-token Thing in play. For each Thing destroyed, its controller may draw a card and, if they wish, play it immediately.
Card by Kevan
R2R2R
Rags To RIches and Back
Thing
If during your turn you ever have fewer Things in play than any other player, put a Rags token on this card. If during your turn you have a Rags token and more Things in play than any other player, put a Riches token on this card. If during your turn you have a Riches token but fewer Things in play than any other player, you win.
Card by Goldenboots
A Day's Work
Thing
At the end of any turn in which you played more than one card, gain a Money token.
Card by Kevan
B3
And Baby Makes Three
Thing
Action Choose two Tokens you control. Make a new Token with name made up of one word from each parent Token's name.
Card by Goldenboots
6W
Six and Out
Action
Draw 6 cards and play up to six Actions and/or Things, total. If you have not won at the end of this turn, you are eliminated.
Backyard cricket: over the fence is 6 runs and out.
Card by Goldenboots
Slow Motion
Thing
Players may only play one Action or one Thing, each turn - not both.
Card by Kevan
Mano-a-Mano
Thing
While this card is in play, all other Things are considered to be out of play. Things cannot be played.
Card by Kevan
S12
Public Sucide
Action
Destroy target living thing, draw a card.
"I fully expect to see you like that one day."-Bub
Card by gill_smoke
S11
Sucide Pact
Thing
Attach two Living Things together when one leaves play or is destroyed they both are.
Card by gill_smoke
S10
Suicide Cultist
Thing
Action: Destroy this card.
Card by gill_smoke
Robotic Hand
Thing
When this comes into play, put eight Finger tokens into play. Your hand size is equal to the number of Finger tokens you control.
Card by Kevan
Spur of the Moment
Action
Draw three cards, then play a card at random from your hand.
Card by Kevan
Bad Luck
Thing
All random decisions are instead resolved by the decision of the player to the left of the player whose turn it is.
Card by Kevan
Juri, Mister Zombie Corpse
Thing
Every player may play this from the discard pile instead of playing a Thing. When Juri is destroyed, gain control of target Thing or draw a card.
Card by Zt
Lost on a Lonely Island with a Person you Dislike
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you play a Thing, each other player creates a copy of that Thing under their control.
Card by Zt
This Deck is so Freaking Infinite
Action
Search the draw pile. If you find a card called "Hammy Spanky Stinky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad", you win the game. If you don't, draw three cards.
"If the deck is truly infinite, then any card name has to exist."
Card by Zt
$0.99/lb
Hammy Stinky Spanky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad
Thing
No Thing may use any Action ability in the turn it comes into play, unless the Thing is voluntarily destroyed by its controller at the same time.
Keep looking, there are infinitely many cards infinitely close to what you want...
Card by Goldenboots
1729
Srinavasa Ramanujan
Thing-Mathematician
If you control exactly 1729 tokens of any type(s) you win.
Action Create a Cube token.
Action If you control a set of n tokens including at least one Cube token, add n*n*n - n Cube tokens
Oh, no Hardy! 1729 is a very interesting number! It's the smallest number that can be expressed as a sum of cubes two different ways!
Card by Goldenboots
18L
In with a Chance
Thing
If you control exactly 18 Lucky tokens, you win. If you use an Action ability on this card, toss a coin: on Tails, erase that action ability.
Action Create a Lucky token.
Action Double your number of Lucky tokens
Action Triple your number of Lucky tokens.
Action Destroy a Lucky token.
Card by Goldenboots
Unexploded Bomb
Thing
If this Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things.
Card by Kevan
Embarrassing Secret
Action
Discard your hand. If this card is revealed from your hand, you must play it immediately.
Card by Kevan
EE 1
Ossiliscope
Thing
At the beginning of your turn you may trigger as many actions abilities of inanimate things as you posses scope probes.Thing: Create a copy of scope probe from the archive shuffle into draw pile. Action: Search top 20 cards in the draw pile for a scope probe and put it in your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
EE 2
Scope Probe
Thing
If this is destroyed you may make a copy that you put into your hand for 50 money related tokens.
"I swear you'd think these things were made of gold." -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
EE 3
Waveform Generator
Thing
At the beginning of your turn you may do one of the following:
Draw an extra card.
Discard a card.
Create a energy token.
Card by gill_smoke
Kidnapping
Action
Gain control of a Thing, unless its controller discards their hand.
Card by Kevan
Shell Script
Thing
Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Action ability activates for free at the start of each of its controller's turns.
Card by Kevan
A House on Fire
Action
Every player discards down to one card.
Card by Kevan
$$$
Economic Stimulus Package
Thing
When this comes into play, each player gains 10 * (the number of active players) Money tokens. Destroy this at the beginnng of your turn. Each player may auction off a Thing he/she controls during his/her turn, and chooses to accept bids in Money tokens only or in any tokens. When this is destroyed the player with the most Money tokens may draw four cards.
Card by Goldenboots
Economic Downturn
Action
For each type of token in play, each player must destroy one token they control of that type, if they have any.
Card by Kevan
Elbow Room
Thing
Each player's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Things they control. Each player may destroy Things they control at the end of their turn.
Card by Kevan
Suppressing Fire
Thing
The first card played each turn is instead discarded with no effect.
Card by Kevan
R13
Zombie Revenge
Action
Destroy all living things
Card by gill_smoke
R12
Treant Revenge
Action
Destroy all non living things
Undead ones too.
Card by gill_smoke
R8
Fell through
Action Reaction
You must discard a card to play. Play in response to any action, that action does nothing.
"Awww that's too bad" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Crop Field
Thing
Action: Put a Seed token into play. Action: Replace all Seed tokens with Crop tokens. Action: Destroy any number of Crop tokens you control to draw twice as many cards.
Card by Kevan
Cursed!
Thing
Play onto a Thing that used its Action ability since your last turn. The controller of that Thing cannot play the Action ability of other Things.
Card by Kevan
Rob the Rich
Action
Choose a player. Swap all of your tokens for all of their tokens.
Card by Kevan
Collectible Card Swap Meet
Action
You may offer n cards created by one card creator and name how many cards, by which creator, you would trade them for. You accept the first correct offer.
I'll trade 4 Kevans for one Pombo!
Card by Goldenboots
Correcting Fluid
Thing
Action: Correct a spelling or grammatical mistake on a card in play or in your hand, and draw three cards.
Card by Kevan
M0
Market crash
Thing
When this comes into play destroy all money tokens. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card. Whenever things would be destroyed put it back into controllers hand instead.
"Somebody is making money on this deal." -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
R9
Stashed
Action
Look at an opponents hand take a card.
Card by gill_smoke
R1
Hate mail
Action
All players beside you discard their hands
Card by gill_smoke
January Sale
Action
Draw and reveal three times as many cards as players. Starting with you and going clockwise around the table, each player picks one of the cards and puts it into their hand.
Card by Kevan
Unscrupulous Postman
Thing
Whenever an opponent draws a card, they must reveal it. You may choose to take the card into your hand instead; if you do, destroy Unscrupulous Postman.
Card by Kevan
The Wrong Hands
Action
Each player may discard any number of cards. Toss a coin; if heads, everyone then passes their hand to the left.
Card by Kevan
Strawberry Fields Forever
Thing
Action: Roll 1d6 and put that many strawberry tokens into play.
Card by Pongo
I Am The Walrus
Thing
The owner of this card is the walrus.
Card by Pongo
Bad Feeling
Action
Look at an opponent's hand. If they have a card with the word 'destroy' on it, draw three cards.
Card by Kevan
Mortgage, Monopoly Style
Thing
Face-down cards are blank. If this card is destroyed, turn all face-down cards in play face-up.
Action (global) Turn a Thing card (not this) you control face down and create 10 Money tokens.
Action (global) Destroy 20 Money tokens to turn a player's face-down card face-up..
.
Card by Goldenboots
Giant, Hollow Cake
Thing
You may destroy this and replace it with a Thing from your hand, at any time.
Card by Kevan
P 128
Deevolution spray
Action
Destroy a token or change a thing into a token of the same type as the replaced cards name.
Card by gill_smoke
R5
That's enough
Action
Target player does not draw a card on thier next turn.
Card by gill_smoke
M6
Miserable state
Thing (rule)
All players must discard a card to play a card from thier hand.
Card by gill_smoke
Roulette Rake
Thing
Action: Give control of any token to any player.
Card by Kevan
Half-Time Substitution
Action
Return any number of non-token Things you control to your hand. You may then play an equal number of Thing cards from your hand.
Card by Kevan
All or Nothing
Thing
You may not play Thing or Action cards normally (although you may still take one Action ability per turn). At any time during your turn, you may play every card from your hand.
Card by Kevan
Son of the Zombie Plague
Action
Create a zombie token for every nontoken thing in play
Card by gill_smoke
z0
Zombified Wage Slave
Thing
Action: destroy a zombie token to create a token of your choise
Card by gill_smoke
s0
Wage Slave
Thing person
Action: destroy a money token to create 2 tokens of your choise
Card by gill_smoke
Near Enough
Action
Swap a card in the discard pile for a card in your hand whose title starts with the same letter.
Card by Kevan
Autopilot
Thing
Players may not play cards or Action abilities normally. A player may play a card at random from their hand, at the end of each of their turns.
Card by Kevan
Rubber Bullets
Action
Pick a Thing at random. Either destroy it, or return this card to your hand.
Card by Kevan
Back From The Grave
Action
Create a zombie token and put a card from the discard pile into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Back With A Vengeance
Action
Return a thing from the discard pile to play under your control. That thing destroys target thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Back From The Future
Action
Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and play one of them.
Card by ChippyYYZ


B22
Canadian bacon
Thing






"It doesn't have to do anything because it's that good" -Spencer Shay
Card by gill_smoke
d0
Draft Dodger
Thing
This card is only playable if you have evidence of something Canadian in you play



"What you thought he was going to do something?" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
F01
Red Ensign
Thing
Canadian Red Ensign.png


This is a Canadian icon
Card by gill_smoke
Cold Dark Infinite Void
Thing
If a player has no Existence tokens, they may put one into play on any Thing they control. A player may destroy an Existence token they control at any time. Things without Existence tokens on them (except for this card) are considered to be out of play for the purposes of all other cards.
Card by Kevan
Morphic Resonator
Thing
Play onto a Thing. The body text of every Thing (other than this card) is considered to be the same as the Thing this card is attached to, while this card is in play.
Card by Kevan
First Against the Wall
Action
Destroy the alphabetically earliest Thing.
Card by Kevan
R14
Are You Daft?
Action Reaction
Discard in reaction to a living things action ability, that action does nothing. When played as an action trigger a Thing's action ability twice.
Card by gill_smoke
M11
Malcolm in the middle
Thing
Attach to two living things they cannot use actions.
Card by gill_smoke
B10
Working Blue
Action
Destroy all non blue things.
Card by gill_smoke
Brain in a Jar
Thing
You may play two Actions per turn, but cannot play Action cards, only Action abilities.
Card by Kevan
Andrew Jackson
Thing
You may ignore any judiciary-related cards or effects.
Action: Remove target Indian from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stonewall Jackson
Thing
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.
If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Janet Jackson
Thing
Action: Reveal a random card from your hand and draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Luddite Mob
Thing
You may not play Action abilities, except for the one on this card. Action: Destroy a Thing which has an Action ability.
Card by Kevan


M2
Mental Health Day
Thing
Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take use its abilities.
Action: Destroy this card or the one it's attached to then attach this to a new living thing.
"He needs more than a day ..." -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
A1
Apex Predator
Thing
This card cannot be destroyed.
Action: Destroy living thing.
"Grrr."
Card by gill_smoke
Cthulu Sex Magazine
Thing








"With a title like that you don't need to do anything."
Card by gill_smoke
Dvo / Rak
Thing
A second playing area exists. At the start of each player's turn, they must pick one of the two areas; any Things that come into play this turn come into play in this area, and all cards in the other area are removed from play, until the end of the turn.
Card by Kevan
2Do
Communal To-Do List
Thing
During your turn you may (for free) perform the next To Do on the list below. Then erase that item and put this card under another player's control.
To Do Draw 3 cards
To Do Destroy a Thing you control
To Do Discard your hand, draw 5 cards.
To Do Destroy five tokens you control.
To Do Destroy this card.
To Do Win the game.
Card by Goldenboots
Me!
Link Bait
Thing
This card is a living thing, a node, an insect, a quark, Canadian, undead, robotic, made of glass, a philosopher, related to Chess, black, blue, not black, not blue, nonliving, plastic, and features a quotation from Bub.
Action If a card in play refers to cards of a particular description, add that description to this card.
Always on page 5 of Google's hits.
Card by Goldenboots
419 Scam
Action
Choose a player, and name an amount of tokens they control. They may choose to give you those tokens; if they do, then you may choose to put three times that many tokens into play under their control.
Card by Kevan
Surprise Attack
Action
Play this during an opponent's turn. Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn. Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ricochet Laser
Action
Destroy four random things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Kill Mode Engage
Thing
All Action Abilities now read "Action: Destroy target thing."

Action: Eliminate an opponent.
Card by ChippyYYZ