Great Tabloid Headlines
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[edit] The Greatest Tabloid Headline Collection
Post your great Tabloid Headlines here, in a new group if they're your first. In addition to a nice laugh, this page also will give you ideas for new Tabloid Headline cards.
[edit] David C 17:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] GOD DENIES BEING
Extra points: unconventional use of 'denies being'.
[edit] CONGRESS BEDROOM ROMP
[edit] KINKY NUN THREESOME UNMASKED AS OPEC ORGY
Yeah, 'nun' got added quite early... as did 'OPEC' for some reason...
[edit] Kevan
[edit] ELVIS SCOTTISH
From original site discussion. Extra points: Brevity is the soul of wit.
[edit] Adam
[edit] DAUGHTER OF HIGH-COURT JUDGE UNMASKED AS WIFE OF DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE
From original site discussion.
[edit] Dakara the Shadow
[edit] MURDERER DENIES BEING NAKED WITH TERRORIST
From original site discussion.
[edit] Zowayix
[edit] NAKED DRUG-ADDICT KILLED BY GORILLA UNMASKED AS ELVIS
From original site discussion. Extra points: Is the drug-addict really Elvis, or the gorilla? Read on and find out!
[edit] Uber
[edit] LESBIAN TEENAGER KILLED BY ROMP WITH HAMSTER
From original site discussion.
