Florida Vacations deck

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Florida Vacations
Designer Doc Immortal
Date 8th June 2004
Players 2-4
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Your mother-in-law has invited you over to her summer house in Florida. You somehow convince your wife to do something else in Florida. If you knew that going there with the kids would be a road trip from hell, visiting that old bat (I mean 'mother') might not have been so bad.

Special Rules

Destination Cards

Before the game begins, deal out a destination card face up infront of each player. The remaining ones stay in the deck as players can lose destinations. You can only keep one destination; if you get another one, you must immediately discard a destination, thus ending your turn. These cards should have different color backs to differentiate them from all other cards.

Discarding Gas

Cards that state 'discard a gas' requires the player to discard a gas card that has been played unless the card says otherwise.

Ending the Game

Once you have the required number of gas cards in play, you win. All destinations require 4 gas cards to be played. Grandma's House requires 5.

Card List

Old Man Driving
Event - Event
Slow down speed to 10 miles an hour. Discard a gas card. Cannot be played on a player with Satellite Navigation.
Accident Ahead
Event - Event
Player loses a turn. If player doesn't play Map or Satellite Navigation, player loses another turn.
World's Biggest Ball of Twine
Event - Event
Detour. Discard a gas card.
Fill Er Up
Event - Event
Turn over the top three cards from the deck. If any are gas, you may take one.
Flat Tire
Event - Event
Player loses a turn. Cannot be played on someone who has AAA Membership.
Gas Hike
Event - Event
Destination costs one extra gas card.
We're Lost
Event - Event
Discard a gas card. Cannot be played if player has Satellite Navigation.
All Systems Are Down
Event - Event
Player cannot use Satelite Navigation. Discard after We're Lost or Accident Ahead is played on you.
Out of Gas
Event - Event
Player must discard all gas cards in his hand, but not gas cards already played. Someone with AAA Membership can keep one gas card in his hand.
Don't Make Me Come Back There!
Event - Event
Lose a turn as you separate your two kids and lay down the law.
Out Voted 3 to 1
Event - Event
Discard your destination and put all gas cards in your hand. Now discard down to five cards. Note: You cannot win the game without a destination.
Planned Vacation
Event - Event
Draw 3 cards and discard any 2 cards from your hand.
Siphon Someone Else's Gas
Event - Event
Show players that you have no gas cards in your hand. Pick a player. That player must give you a gas card if he has one or show that he doesn't have a gas card either.
Go Fishing
Event - Event
You take a break at a lake to go fishing. Look through the discards and put one card in your hand.
Shortcut
Event - Event
You draw 2 cards and play 2 cards next turn. You can only play one gas card on that turn.
Rest stop
Event - Event
Draw a card for each player. Look at them and hand them out. No one can play gas or destination cards until your next turn.
Driving Around Aimlessly
Event - Event
If you don't have a destination, you can play a gas card. This counts towards gas needed to reach your destination. If you HAVE a destination card, discard a gas.
Quickly! Do I Turn Left or Turn Right?!!
Event - Event
Force a player to turn up the top card in the deck. If it's an event, it effects that player. If it's a gas card, they can keep the card.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Gas
Thing
Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play.
Map
Thing
You can't get lost with a map. Finding alternate routes does take some time, however.
Map
Thing
You can't get lost with a map. Finding alternate routes does take some time, however.
Map
Thing
You can't get lost with a map. Finding alternate routes does take some time, however.
Satellite Navigation
Thing
It can get you anywhere, any way
AAA Membership
Thing
If you don't have a map, you can chose to lose a turn to look through the deck for one. Shuffle the deck after you're done.
Spare Tire
Thing
Player doesn't lose a turn if they have flat tire.
Packed Lunch
Thing
You can still play gas or destination cards if someone plays Rest Stop. Discard this card once Rest Stop is played.
Invitation to Grandma's House
Thing
Destination: This can be played if you have no destinations. It costs one extra gas to get there. If you play another destination afterward, this card must be discarded (because you never like bitter ol' bat anyway).
Destination: Disney World
Destination - Destination
We're all a little Goofy every now and then, right?
Destination: The Beach
Destination - Destination
Let's not tell mom which beach until we're there (note to self: sunscreen EVERYWHERE).
Destination: Celebrity Cruise ship
Destination - Destination
'Look, there's a Celebrity!' 'Nah, that's just Gary Coleman.'
Destination: Busch Gardens
Destination - Destination
SEE ferocious lions! MARVEL at the diving polar bears! WATCH monkeys fling poo!
Destination: Adventure Island
Destination - Destination
30 Acres of water-drenched fun. It beats the lawn sprinkler by a mile!