Dvorak War deck

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Dvorak War deck
Designers ChippyYYZ, and Everyone
Date 23/07/2008
Players 2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Dvorak's creators fight for supremacy!

Special Rules

Basically this is Infinite Dvorak with Characters. Feel free to add your own cards.
Characters are things based on contributors to Dvorak. Cards can have a character's name as their subtype. Such cards usually have something to do with their character, such as the Kevan card Cheap Plastic Trophy. Note that it's a Kevan Thing, even though it says Card by ChippyYYZ. Also note that Kevan himself is a Kevan thing, and that Action Abilities of Kevan things are Kevan Actions.
See the Infinite Dvorak deck for guidelines and rules.


Card List

ChippyYYZ
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play ChippyYYZ cards.
Action: Each opponent reveals a random card from his hand. Take all ChippyYYZ cards revealed this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Kevan
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play Kevan cards.
Your ability here
Card by Kevan
Corrigan
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play Corrigan cards.
Whenever you play a Corrigan card, draw a card.
Card by Corrigan
Atticus
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play Atticus cards.
Action: Search the deck for an Atticus card and put it in your hand. Then shuffle the deck.
Card by Atticus
Bucky
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play Bucky cards.
Action:Discard a card and destroy target Thing.
Card by Bucky
X
Xahn Borealis
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play Xahn Borealis cards. Action: Use your undying creativity and draw a card and create a card. Your new card only requires one add vote to be added to the game.
CKY
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play CKY cards. All actions played by the owner of CKY are now free actions.
Action: Tell a joke. Destroy a target card for every opponent that is visibly amused.
Card by Chinkeeyong
Gill_Smoke
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play Gill_Smoke cards.
Action: Create a zombie token for every gill_smoke card you control.
Card by gill_smoke
Stickman71
Thing-Character
Opponents cannot play Stickman71 cards.Action: Shuffle one thing you control and one other thing into the deck.
Card by Stickman71
NARF
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play NARF cards.
Action: Discard your hand. Look at the top ten cards of the deck, then reveal seven of them and put the other three on the deck in any order. Your opponents choose two of the revealed seven. Put those into the discard pile, and the rest into your hand.
Card by NARF
Morning of the Logicians
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play Morning of the Logicians cards.
Action: Rewrite the text of a card you do not control.
Card by Morning of the Logicians
NinjaWookiee
Thing - Character
Opponents cannot play NinjaWookiee cards.

Action: Draw a card.

Thing: Take control over 1 thing of your choice for as long as you speak with a German accent.
Card by NinjaWookiee
newecreator
Thing - Character
Action: You can play two actions at the same time. You cannot play any Thing cards if this action is used.
"I maybe have Aspergers, but I'm not Autistic"
Card by newecreator
Goldenboots
Thing - Character
Opponents may not play Goldenboots cards.
The controller of Goldenboots may not win the game.
Action: Change one instance of a creator name to Goldenboots on a non-Character card in an Opponent's control.
Action: Change one instance of Goldenboots to any card creator name on this card.
Card by Goldenboots


You
Thing - Character
Add yourself! Join the Fun!
Character cards incidentally are added here rather than at the end of the list. And leave this card out during actual games.
Card by No one, yet...


Form of the Blue Eyes White Dragon
Thing - ChippyYYZ
ChippyYYZ gains "Action: Eliminate a player."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cheap Plastic Trophy
Thing - Kevan
Whoever controls Kevan wins.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ilgeayidzed Jistogu
Thing - Corrigan
ChippyYYZ cards are considered blank. Whoever controls ChippyYYZ has a max hand size of 2.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Force Lightning
Action - ChippyYYZ
Destroy a thing. If it was a character, its controller may discard a random card to prevent its destruction.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lawyers, Guns, and Money
Action - ChippyYYZ
Discard your hand and gain control of a character.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"I Am The Internet!"
Action - ChippyYYZ
Look at everyone's hand and the draw pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Guitar Of Heroes
Thing - ChippyYYZ
Equip to a character. The character is now a Guitar Hero.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Blazing Solo
Action
If you control a Guitar Hero, all opponents discard two cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Death Metal
Action
If you control a Guitar Hero, Destroy all other characters.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Guitarmaggedon
Action
If you control a Guitar Hero, The Guitar of Heroes, and no one controls any other things, eliminate all opponents.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Box from the Government Warehouse
Thing - Atticus
When this thing is destroyed, draw a card.
Card by Atticus
Maze of Rooms
Thing - Atticus
Whenever an action would remove a card from your hand, you may place the card at the bottom of the deck rather than its intended location.
Card by Atticus
Atticuszord
Thing - Atticus
You are immune to elimination.
As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time.
Card by Atticus
Atticuszord Combat Mode
Thing - Atticus
Action: Destroy a non-Character thing.
As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time.
Card by Atticus
Atticuszord Stealth Mode
Thing - Atticus
Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand.
As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one from of the Atticuszord in play at a time.
Card by Atticus
Atticuszord Defense Mode
Thing - Atticus
Actions may not target you or Atticuszord.
As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Be Yourself
Action
All players with cards representing themselves in the deck may take their card from anywhere in the game and play it. If a player controls a card that does not represent them, then shuffle that card into the deck.
Card by Atticus
Identity Theft
Action
Until the end of your next turn, target character's text is blank, and target character you control has the other's text and name instead of its own.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Victory Clause
Thing - Bucky
If you control at least four non-Character Things, and none of your opponents control any non-Character Things, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
Quick Rules Patch
Action - Bucky
Look at target player's hand, and force them to discard any one non-Bucky card.
Card by Bucky
Proposal Bonus
Action - Bucky
Draw three cards, then discard two Actions or a Thing.
Card by Bucky
Devil's Advocate
Thing - Bucky
You may destroy this in response to an Action to prevent that Action.
Card by Bucky
Restart The Server
Action - Kevan
If you control Kevan, restart the game and remove this card from the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Being British Makes You Automatically Brilliant
Thing - Kevan
Kevan has "Action: Draw a card."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Censorship
Thing-Bucky
Pick a Character besides Bucky. That Character's cards cannot be played.
Card by Bucky
X
Project: X Harvest
Thing - Xahn Borealis
Action: Any cards with X in the title, text, type or cornervalue are moved into your hand.
X
Muse Inspiration
Action - Xahn Borealis
You are inspired and must immediately create one card and add it to the deck. Play this at any time when you have 3 or more X cards. Card voting applies as normal.
Wrath of Bucky
Action-Bucky
Destroy a non-Character Thing. Nothing can prevent this card from being played, or its target from being destroyed; this overrules all other cards.
Card by Kevan
Bucket of Whitewash
Thing-Kevan
Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy both it and this card.
Card by Kevan
Hard Reboot
Action-Kevan
Shuffle your hand into the draw pile, and draw five cards.
Card by Kevan
Token
Thing
Card by Bucky
Think
Action
Draw two cards.
Card by Bucky
Energy Blast
Action
Destroy a non-Character Thing.
Card by Bucky
Storage Room
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
Card by Bucky
Consensus
Action
If you control five or more characters, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card and take another Action.
Card by Bucky
Zombify
Action - Gill_Smoke
Destroy a character and gain a Zombie Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Gill_Smoke's Talk Page
Thing - Gill_Smoke
Bucky has
"Action: Return target Gill_Smoke thing (besides Gill_Smoke) to its controller's hand."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bottling Plant
Thing - Bucky
Action: Create a bottle token and put an action card face down under the bottle token. When the token is destroyed perform the action under it.
Card by gill_smoke
Card Dropper
Thing - Gill_Smoke
All of Gill_Smoke's actions may be discarded to perform their actions.
Card by gill_smoke
Wait I'm not done Yet
Thing - Gill_Smoke
Gill_Smoke has the following rules text: "If a non Gill_Smoke card would end the game Discard a card to prevent that action."
Card by gill_smoke
The All and Nothing
Thing - CKY
If you have more than 12 cards or no cards in your hand at any point, you win.
Card by CKY
Scan
Action - CKY
All your opponents reveal their hands to you.
Card by CKY
Keystone of Silence
Thing - CKY
Target opponent's turn is skipped while this Thing is in play.
Nerfed into oblivion. -Bucky
Card by CKY
Consume
Action - CKY
Target opponent's hand is moved into your hand.
Card by CKY


Time Skip
Action - CKY
Take an extra turn.
Card by CKY
Broken Chains
Thing - CKY
You do not discard cards due to hand size limits at the end of your turn.
Ego Shockwave
Action - CKY
All non-CKY cards in play are destroyed, ignoring all other effects. All opponents reveal their hands and discard all non-CKY cards.
Card by CKY
Useless Flyer
Thing - CKY
Draw 3 cards when this card is discarded or destroyed.
Card by CKY
Malevolent Raccoon Spirit
Thing - CKY
This card may not be destroyed.
Action: Destroy a non-Character Thing.
Nerfed into oblivion. -Bucky
Card by CKY
Vanity Mirror
Action
For any 1 character you have in play copy the last 3 cards they authored in the Infinite deck and put them in your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
Gross Misconduct
Action - Gill_Smoke
All players in control of Gill_Smoke things are eliminated, unless of course, you control Gill_Smoke.
Card by gill_smoke
Janked Feed
Action - Gill_Smoke
Change the type of any thing in your hand to a character you control.
Card by gill_smoke
Tome of Unlife
Thing - Gill_Smoke
Gill_Smoke is considered Undead.
Action: Create a zombie token."
Card by gill_smoke
Kiriansulee
Thing God -
When you play this it becomes the type of one of your characters. If Kiriansulee's controller controls 100 Things Kiriansulee has the following ability 'Action & Thing: Destroy 50 Things and end the game. The winner is the one with the most cards in play, ties are allowed.
Card by gill_smoke
Zombie Processor
Thing - Gill_Smoke
Action: destroy a Zombie token, play a card from your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
Scissors cuts paper!
Action
Half the things on yours and your opponents' sides are destroyed. Pick them.
Card by Garythesnail
Shield of Reason
Thing - Corrigan
Neither you nor Things you control can be targeted by Gill_Smoke Action cards or the Action abilities of Gill_Smoke Things.
Card by Corrigan
Ar Togoth, Cosmic Secretary
Thing - Corrigan
At any time, you may discard a card to make the character of target Thing the character of your choice until end of turn.
Card by Corrigan
En Mo Za the Arcane
Thing - Corrigan
Action: Put target non-token Thing into your hand.
Action: Until end of turn, all Things you play are Corrigan Things.
Card by Corrigan
Secret Forest of Fog and Vagueness
Thing - NARF - Fog
If you control NARF or a NARF thing, Things you control other then Secret Forest of Vagueness and you cannot be the target of effects other players control.
The discard pile is known as the "graveyard" as long as Secret Forest of Fog and Vagueness is in play.
Card by NARF
Incredibly Annoying Treant
Thing - NARF
Whenever a non-NARF Thing is put into the "graveyard", put it into play under your control.
Whenever an Action is put into the "graveyard", sacrifice Incredibly Annoying Treant and play that Action.
His entire life depends on having something to torment.
Card by NARF
GOIN' DIGGIN
Action - NARF
Put a card from the "graveyard" into your hand.
"I brought my shovel!" :D
Card by NARF
Vine Legionnaire
Thing - NARF
Action: Discard a number of cards equal to the number of Things called Vine Legionnaire you control, then destroy a number of things you don't control equal to that number.
The discard pile is known as the "graveyard".
Card by NARF
Forest Legion
Thing - NARF
If Forest Legion is put into the "graveyard', you may discard any number of cards. If you did, put a number of tokens equal to the amount of cards you discarded called Forest Legionnaire into play.
Card by NARF
Land Survey
Action - NARF
Sacrifice a NARF card. Search the top five cards of the deck, choose one, and put it into play. Then put the rest of the cards on the bottom of the deck.
If Land Survey would be put into the "graveyard", put it into the hand of a player of your choice.
"NARFenians are good at salvage, but not that good with new stuff."
Card by NARF
Hungry Fog
Action - NARF - Fog
Discard a card. All Non-NARF cards become blank, then destroy all Non-NARF cards.
"Foolish thing, you dare claim to be indestructible? The very AIR shall eat you!"
Card by NARF
Counterfog
Action - NARF - Fog
Play only in response to another card. Put that card into the "graveyard". (If there is no "graveyard", nothing happens.)
Card by NARF
Fog Barrier
Thing - NARF - Fog
This card may be played during your opponent's turn with no cost.
Sacrifice Fog Barrier(NOT an Action): Target card is blank until end of turn.
Sacrifice Fog Barrier(NOT an Action): Search the " graveyard" for a fog card and put it into your hand.
"Even those who know what's coming cannot stop its onset."
Card by NARF
System restore point
Action - Morning of the Logicians
Replace the original text of any card that has been wiped or otherwise modified.
"Thank god for backups."
Card by Morning of the Logicians
NinjaWarrior
Thing - NinjaWookiee
"NinjaWookiee" becomes indestructible. Thing: Destroy a card not made by NinjaWookiee.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wolfblut
Thing - NinjaWookiee
Thing: 1 card not made by NinjaWookiee is considered blank as long as "Wolfblut" is in play.
Thing & Sacrifice 1 thing: Laugh crazy and destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Lets add some German flavor
Action - NinjaWookiee
Go online to "Our Infinite Deck" pick 1 card randomly, print it or make it yourself and put it in your hand or play it immediately without paying for it. Remove that card from the game entirely after the game is over.
This game can only get crazier.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Chewbacca
Thing - NinjaWookiee
"Chewbacca" can be sacrificed to prevent a thing from getting destroyed. Action: Destroy a thing not made by NinjaWookiee.
Ryaaah! Wuh wuh?
Card by NinjaWookiee
Using a dogs ass as a pillow
Action - NinjaWookiee
An opponent of your choice skips his/her next 2 turns if he/she doesn't sacrifice 2 things.
That's usually never a good idea. Trust me, I know...
Card by NinjaWookiee
Full Blast Concentration
Action - newecreator
Draw 10 cards then discard 9 cards.
"Ten efforts, one that works."
Card by newecreator


Quantum Taco
Thing-STICKMAN71
ActionShuffle this and one other thing into the deck.
Card by STICKMAN71
The Sacred Writings of X Are Canonical!
Thing- Goldenboots
No card attributed to Kevan can have its text changed in any way, even if the card permits this.
Action: Change the previous sentence by replacing the card creator name with another card creator name.
If you choose Goldenboots, the action stops working.
Card by Goldenboots
Go For it, Nobody's Looking
Thing- Goldenboots
You may play a card despite its creator character card's ban. If you do so, the controller of the creator character (CCC) may choose one of the following:
1. You discard two cards.
2. You destroy this card.
3. No action ability on the card you played, while you control it, may target CCC.
Darn silent alarm!
Card by Goldenboots
A Little Respect, Please
Thing- Goldenboots
Character cards are uneditable and indestructible.
Any conflict between two rules is decided in favour of a rule on a character card, if possible.
And stay off my lawn!
Card by Goldenboots
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Unperson
Thing-Goldenboots
If a Token with the same name as a card author is on this, no Action cards by that author may be played and Thing cards by that author are considered blank.

Thing create a Token of any type on this card.

Action and Thing (any player) Discard a card to create a Token of any type except Goldenboots on this card.
Card by Goldenboots