That fiendish mad man Dr. Felix Murdle has escaped from the Dunheim Institute for the Criminally Demented and is fiendishly plotting his next fiendish plot! Which is why they sent you, Agent 23, pride of the Her Majesty's Secret Service to stop him. Good luck chum and if he captures you please don't tell him my name.
"Get the dustpan. The corgi's have made a mess in the throne room again."
"I spy with my little eye..."
The Tower of London
"Now listen everyone, the next person I catch shooting at the ravens will get to re-enact the role of a prisoner about to get his head chopped off!"
Ministry of Defense
"Now where'd I put that nuclear launch code..."
-10 Buckingham Palace
"Now will you all please stop trying to kill each other!"
Department of Health
"Does anyone know what this little dangly thing is?"
"There is a job opening for full and part-time in the Mangling Department."
The Fraternal Order of Freemasons
"For the last time we are NOT plotting control of the World!"
The Church of England
"-And after the sermon Sister Melrose will be selling tickets to Heavan for 10:30, 12:00 and 3:00"
The Queen's Guard
"I think I'm going to sneeze!"
-5 Buckingham Palace, The Church of England, M-16, The Fraternal Order of Freemasons, or Parliament
"And Martha told me John said that Bette saw Josie with Nadine at Florian's house on the monday when Fred washed his car and with Bunny who was going with Norman!"
Mind Control Lasers
Take on base from you opponent
"WE WILL OBEY, WE WILL OBEY!"
-5 Ministry of Defense, M-16, Parliament, Department of Health, or The Fraternal Order of Freemasons
"Now who's the blabbermouth this time?"
They've Been Stolen!!!
Take The Tower of London from your opponent
"We've really ought to keep an eye on those things!"
THE DEATH RAY!
Destroy 3 bases
"No, not THE DEATH RAY!"
-5 from The Church of England
Destroy the Royal Mail
"HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!"
Take Parliament from another player.
"-took Parliament by storm in in unheard of 500-1 vote."
Bank of England
ACTION: Draw an extra card each turn.
"I Love Money!"