Compulsive Hoarding deck

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Compulsive Hoarding
Designer CashCrazed
Date 25th March 2008
Players 2+
This is a playable deck - it's finished, tested and ready to play.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Who's the biggest packrat of all? Find out in this game!

Special Rules

In order to play a Health Hazard, you must have at least as many pieces of Junk as the corner number. If for some reason you lose enough Junk to bring you below this number, the Health Hazard is automatically destroyed.

It's a good idea to use 1 full deck for every 2 players; if you don't, the game may grind to a standstill in the situtation that all the Junk and Health Hazards are out, yet nobody has enough to win.

Card List

Rotting in your Own Filth
Action
Hoarding filth.gif
If you control 3 or more Health Hazards, you win the game.
Card by CashCrazed
Hoarding Professional
Action
Hoarding hoarding.gif
If you control 8 or more pieces of Junk, you win the game.
Card by CashCrazed
Kleptomaniac
Action
Hoarding klepto.gif
Take a piece of Junk from any player and put it under your control.
Card by CashCrazed
Dumpster Diving
Action
Hoarding dumpster.gif
Search the discard pile for a piece of Junk and put it in your hand.
Card by CashCrazed
Moving Van
Action
Hoarding van.gif
You may play as many Things as you want this turn.
Card by CashCrazed
Rummage Sale
Action
Hoarding sale.gif
Draw back up to your hand limit.
Card by CashCrazed
Property Condemnation
Action
Hoarding condemned.gif
Destroy target Health Hazard.
Card by CashCrazed
Hammer
Action
Hoarding hammer.gif
Destroy target Junk.
Card by CashCrazed
Property Tax
Action
Hoarding tax.gif
The player(s) with the most Junk must discard two random cards.
Card by CashCrazed
Old Newspapers
Thing - Junk
Hoarding newspaper.gif
Hey, it says JFK was shot!
Card by CashCrazed
Baby Clothes
Thing - Junk
Hoarding baby.gif
You might have a kid someday!
Card by CashCrazed
Torn-Up Couch
Thing - Junk
Hoarding couch.gif
There's only three springs sticking out!
Card by CashCrazed
Eight-Track Collection
Thing - Junk
Hoarding 8track.gif
Disco's coming back, baby!
Card by CashCrazed
Broken Piano
Thing - Junk
Hoarding piano.gif
Half the keys still work!
Card by CashCrazed
Dead Christmas Tree
Thing - Junk
Hoarding tree.gif
It'll save me buying another one six months from now!
Card by CashCrazed
Movie Action Figures
Thing - Junk
Hoarding actionfigure.gif
They'll be collectibles someday!
Card by CashCrazed
Pile of Beer Cans
Thing - Junk
Hoarding cans.gif
They're worth a dollar recycled if I can get enough!
Card by CashCrazed
Busted TV
Thing - Junk
Hoarding tv.gif
I'll get it fixed tommorow, I swear!
Card by CashCrazed
80s Clothes
Thing - Junk
Hoarding clothes.gif
It's just a matter of time before they come back in style!
Card by CashCrazed
Leftover Food
Thing - Junk
Hoarding leftover.gif
Microwave it and it's just as good as before!
Card by CashCrazed
Dirty Dishes
Thing - Junk
Hoarding dishes.gif
I'll do 'em on Friday, now leave me alone!
Card by CashCrazed
Football Equipment
Thing - Junk
Hoarding equipment.gif
I used this in high school, 20 years ago!
Card by CashCrazed
Commodore Computer
Thing - Junk
Hoarding computer.gif
It has an entire 64K of memory!
Card by CashCrazed
Magazine Collection
Thing - Junk
Hoarding magazine.gif
I'll get to reading 'em again someday!
Card by CashCrazed
4
Cockroaches
Thing - Health Hazard
Hoarding cockroach.gif
They're not hurting anyone.
Card by CashCrazed
4
Mold Culture
Thing - Health Hazard
Hoarding mold.gif
It's like a science experiment in my own living room.
Card by CashCrazed
3
Rotting Garbage
Thing - Health Hazard
Hoarding garbage.gif
I'll take it out tommorow, I promise.
Card by CashCrazed
3
Rodents
Thing - Health Hazard
Hoarding rodent.gif
They clean up the food I drop on the floor.
Card by CashCrazed
2
Dust Mites
Thing - Health Hazard
Hoarding mites.gif
You can't even see 'em; what's the harm?
Card by CashCrazed
1
Stray Animals
Thing - Health Hazard
Hoarding animals.gif
This Thing is always controlled by the player with the most Junk. If two or more players are tied for the most Junk, it stays with its current owner.
Card by CashCrazed