Compulsive Hoarding deck

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Compulsive Hoarding
Designer CashCrazed
Date 25th March 2008
Players 2+
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
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Who's the biggest packrat of all? Find out in this game!

[edit] Special Rules

In order to play a Health Hazard, you must have at least as many pieces of Junk as the corner number. If for some reason you lose enough Junk to bring you below this number, the Health Hazard is automatically destroyed.

[edit] Card List

Rotting in your Own Filth
Action
Image:Hoarding_filth.gif‎
If you control 3 or more Health Hazards, you win the game.
Card by CashCrazed
Hoarding Professional
Action
Image:Hoarding_hoarding.gif‎
If you control 8 or more pieces of Junk, you win the game.
Card by CashCrazed
Kleptomaniac
Action
Image:Hoarding_klepto.gif‎
Take a piece of Junk from any player and put it under your control.
Card by CashCrazed
Dumpster Diving
Action
Image:Hoarding_dumpster.gif‎
Search the discard pile for a piece of Junk and put it in your hand.
Card by CashCrazed
Moving Van
Action
Image:Hoarding_van.gif‎
You may play as many Things as you want this turn.
Card by CashCrazed
Rummage Sale
Action
Image:Hoarding_sale.gif‎
Draw back up to your hand limit.
Card by CashCrazed
Property Condemnation
Action
Image:Hoarding_condemned.gif‎
Destroy target Health Hazard.
Card by CashCrazed
Hammer
Action
Image:Hoarding_hammer.gif‎
Destroy target Junk.
Card by CashCrazed
Property Tax
Action
Image:Hoarding_tax.gif‎
The player(s) with the most Junk must discard two random cards.
Card by CashCrazed
Old Newspapers
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_newspaper.gif‎
Hey, it says JFK was shot!
Card by CashCrazed
Baby Clothes
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_baby.gif‎
You might have a kid someday!
Card by CashCrazed
Torn-Up Couch
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_couch.gif‎
There's only three springs sticking out!
Card by CashCrazed
Eight-Track Collection
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_8track.gif‎
Disco's coming back, baby!
Card by CashCrazed
Broken Piano
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_piano.gif‎
Half the keys still work!
Card by CashCrazed
Dead Christmas Tree
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_tree.gif‎
It'll save me buying another one six months from now!
Card by CashCrazed
Movie Action Figures
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_actionfigure.gif‎
They'll be collectibles someday!
Card by CashCrazed
Pile of Beer Cans
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_cans.gif‎
They're worth a dollar recycled if I can get enough!
Card by CashCrazed
Busted TV
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_tv.gif‎
I'll get it fixed tommorow, I swear!
Card by CashCrazed
80s Clothes
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_clothes.gif‎
It's just a matter of time before they come back in style!
Card by CashCrazed
Leftover Food
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_leftover.gif‎
Microwave it and it's just as good as before!
Card by CashCrazed
Dirty Dishes
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_dishes.gif‎
I'll do 'em on Friday, now leave me alone!
Card by CashCrazed
Football Equipment
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_equipment.gif‎
I used this in high school, 20 years ago!
Card by CashCrazed
Commodore Computer
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_computer.gif‎
It has an entire 64K of memory!
Card by CashCrazed
Magazine Collection
Thing - Junk
Image:Hoarding_magazine.gif‎
I'll get to reading 'em again someday!
Card by CashCrazed
4
Cockroaches
Thing - Health Hazard
Image:Hoarding_cockroach.gif‎
They're not hurting anyone.
Card by CashCrazed
4
Mold Culture
Thing - Health Hazard
Image:Hoarding_mold.gif‎
It's like a science experiment in my own living room.
Card by CashCrazed
3
Rotting Garbage
Thing - Health Hazard
Image:Hoarding_garbage.gif‎
I'll take it out tommorow, I promise.
Card by CashCrazed
3
Rodents
Thing - Health Hazard
Image:Hoarding_rodent.gif‎
They clean up the food I drop on the floor.
Card by CashCrazed
2
Dust Mites
Thing - Health Hazard
Image:Hoarding_mites.gif‎
You can't even see 'em; what's the harm?
Card by CashCrazed
1
Stray Animals
Thing - Health Hazard
Image:Hoarding_animals.gif‎
This Thing is always controlled by the player with the most Junk. If two or more players are tied for the most Junk, it stays with its current owner.
Card by CashCrazed
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