Card-Editing Booster Pack

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These are cards from the Infinite Dvorak Deck that feature editing cards (and not editing cards). Play this deck on its own or add it to a themed deck.


Card List


Goldenboots

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Backroom Deal
Action
You may agree with one other player to trade one word in the text of one of your Things with a word in the text of one of his/her Things. No more than three minutes may be spent negotiating the agreement.
Card by Goldenboots
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This Card has No Title
Thing
All Things in play when this Thing comes into play, that have ruletext that applies to the Thing itself must add the text "with the exception of this card" after that rule. WIth the exception of this card.
To understand recursion, the first step is to understand recursion.
Card by Goldenboots
Secured Lockbox
Thing
If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by a player other than its owner, both the destroyer and the owner win the game. If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by its owner, the owner is eliminated. Secured Lockbox cannot be destroyed.
Card by Goldenboots
The Sacred Writings of (your name here) Are Inviolate!
Thing
No card attributed to Kevan can have its text changed in any way, even if the card permits this.
Action: Change the previous sentence by replacing the card creator name with another card creator name.
If you choose Goldenboots, the action stops working.
Card by Goldenboots
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Interpolation Interchange
Action
Play only if you control at least one non-Token Thing with nonempty ruletext. Insert the word "only" anywhere in the text of target Thing controlled by an opponent. That opponent may insert the word "not" anywhere in the text of one of your Things.
Card by Goldenboots
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Not So Smug Now!
Action
If target Thing is indestructible, blank its text. If target Thing is uneditable, destroy it. If target Thing is both indestructible and uneditable, eliminate its owner. If target Thing has neither protection, add the text ' Action: Put a money token into play ' after its text.
Card by Goldenboots
X400
Illegible Fax
Thing
When you play a Thing you may play it into any player's control. While playing a Thing into another player's control you may erase one word on the card, and/or replace a word on the card with "never".
Card by Goldenboots
EXP 2010
Used Coupon Book
Thing
When this comes into play, erase two of the Coupons below. Coupons on this card may be used one per turn. When you use a Coupon, erase it.
Coupon: Every player draws two cards.
Coupon You draw one card.
Coupon Create a Coupon token
Coupon Destroy two Coupon tokens, win the game.
Coupon target player discards a card.
Card by Goldenboots
A1&A2&A3
Action Interaction
Thing
Action: Swap your choice of Action abilities between this card and target Thing in play.
Action: Erase an Action ability from target Thing in play, replace with "Action: Draw a Card"
Action:Discard an Action card, draw a card: if it is an Action, choose to perform it immediately or give it to target opponent.
Card by Goldenboots
B3
And Baby Makes Three
Thing
Action Choose two Tokens you control. Make a new Token with name made up of one word from each parent Token's name.
Card by Goldenboots
Franchising
Thing
Action Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card.
Action Create a Money Token.
Card by Goldenboots
Cease-FIre
Thing
Destroy this Thing at the beginning of your turn, While this in play, no-one can win. If anyone would have won, except for this card, that player is eliminated unless that would cause another player to have won, except for this card. This card may not be edited, erased, removed from play, blanked, equipped with any add-on card, or destroyed except as described above.
Card by Goldenboots
Industrial Espionage
Action
Choose an Action ability of a Thing card currently in play and overwrite the text of this card with it, remembering to return this card to your hand.
Card by Goldenboots
Sabotage
Action
Erase an Action ability of target Thing
A wrench? Designed for monkeys????
Card by Goldenboots
Rotating Stop Sign
Thing
The boldface text below is a rule. When a player attempts to play something banned by the rule, they fail for this turn, but the phrase after "No" is changed, in cyclic order, Actions -> Things -> Card Action Abilities -> Reactions -> Actions.
No Actions may be played.
Card by Goldenboots
5-7-5
Compulsory Haiku
Action
Choose a Target Thing


Reduce the text's syllables


To just seventeen.
As the ducks fly South/Eliminated players/Kick target winner.
Card by Goldenboots
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Red Ink Shortage
Thing
Any attempt to edit a card's text requires the player to pay for the red ink in one of these ways: (1) discard an Action from hand (2) destroy a red Thing he/she controlls (3) sacrificing a Money token. If a card demands an edit and its controller can't pay for the red ink, either the card is destroyed or the player's other Things are destroyed, by vote of the player's opponents.
Card by Goldenboots
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Wiki Edit
Thing
Action Edit the ruletext of a Thing controlled by an opponent. The opponent has a free immediate reaction ability to revert your edit, in which case, no change has occured. If the opponent waives this reaction, the new ruletext becomes operational after your turn ends.
I edit wikipedia to alert people about the UFOs but ChippyYYZ keeps reverting my edits!
Card by Goldenboots
CAT?
Genetic Manipulation
Action
Select six Things in play with nonempty ruletext. Create a new Thing, under your control, with one sentence from each selected Thing's ruletext, in an order you choose. Also select one word from each selected Thing's title to form the new Thing's title, and up to one digit and one letter from selected Things' cornervalues to form the new Thing's cornervalue. Make up your own flavortext.
Card by Goldenboots
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nekoT
Action
Choose a token, reverse its name.
Where did I put that niw tnatsni token?
Card by Goldenboots
p0q
gnihT
Action
Choose a thing, reverse its name.
eibmoZ? edoN? drowS?
Card by Goldenboots
MC
Hammer
Thing
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Card by Goldenboots
This is not a Thing
Not a Thing
You may play this card instead of playing a Thing.
This is not a Thing, and cannot be targeted as a Thing, unless you choose to allow this to be treated as a Thing (on a case-by-case basis).
Action: Append the text of the previous paragraph to target Thing. Then destroy this.
not flavour text
Card by Goldenboots
x0
Destroy the Village to Save It
Action
Set the rule text of target Thing to "This Thing is indestructible".
It's safe now.
Card by Goldenboots


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Smash The Machine
Action
Target Thing that automatically creates Tokens of a certain type, or automatically destroys Tokens of a certain type, has its text blanked. All Tokens of that type become Pointless Tokens.
Card by Goldenboots
Windswept Rock
Thing
No matter what any other card says, this card may not be edited, turned over, renamed, destroyed, or blanked. It can never have a cornervalue or flavour text, and its colour may never be changed. No tokens may ever be placed on this card. The right of Goldenboots to be recognised as the author of this card is inviolable.
Card by Goldenboots
5pt
Fine Printer
Thing
Action Erase a Fine Print from this card and add it to the ruletext of target Thing; toss a coin: destroy this on Tails.
Fine Print destroy this after using any Action or Thing ability

Fine Print To use any Action or Thing ability of this Thing, costs an Energy token

Fine Print Destroy this and Fine Printer at the end of your turn
Card by Goldenboots


You May Already Be a Winner
Thing
If this card is ever indestructible, it is also uneditable. You win, if you control Hungry Ghost and Bishop Pin while opponent(s) control When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs, and The Red Wheelbarrow
Action Edit this card to change a boldface Thing name to the name of another Thing that is not now in play.
But probably not.
Card by Goldenboots



Binarius

3R
Registry Edit
Action
Exchange the cornervalues of any combination of Things in play. If there are none, target Thing gains a cornervalue of your choice.
Card by Binarius
Roadrunner's Dance
Action
Create a blank Thing. Each player may contribute one sentence to its ruletext from one of their Things or a card they reveal from their hand. You choose its title. Shuffle it into the top 20 cards of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Grace Period
Thing
Any Thing played after this is considered blank until the beginning of its controller's next turn.
Card by Binarius
Mandatory Fun
Thing
Read the word "may" on every other card as "must".
Card by Binarius
Smash to Bits
Action
Destroy target inanimate tangible Thing. Give each player a token named for one of its parts.
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
Card by Binarius
Usurper
Thing
When this comes into play, choose an ability of a Thing in play. That ability is considered removed from its original Thing and appended to Usurper's ruletext instead.
Card by Binarius
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Stellar Observatory
Thing
Unravel the mysteries of the cosmos! Action: Roll a die. If you roll the cornervalue or under, add 1 to the cornervalue and draw cards/gain Money tokens as follows. You've discovered a:

1-2. Star: Gain a blank card of type "Thing - Star". You may name it.
3. Gamma Ray Burst: 1 card, 2 Money
4. Supernova: 2 cards, 3 Money
5. Event Horizon: 3 cards, 5 Money

6. Inhabited Planet: 3 cards, 10 Money
Card by Binarius


Smudge
Thing
Play this onto a Thing in play. The last sentence of attached Thing's ruletext is considered illegible.
Card by Binarius
Observational Learning
Thing
This card can hold two Action abilities; if it would gain another, choose one of the existing two to replace.
Action: Shuffle the top Action in the discard pile into the top 20 cards of the draw pile. If you subsequently play it, this card gains its ruletext as an Action ability.
Card by Binarius
Form Over Function
Action
Change target Thing's Action ability to Action and Thing. Add "Beautiful", "Trendy", "Slick", "Shiny", or "Futuristic" to the beginning of its title. Its owner gains a Prestige token.
Card by Binarius


Other Esteemed Creators


JakeTheWolfie

"Indestructible"
Thing
If this, or any things you own, leave play, whoever caused it is immediately eliminated. This destroys itself after 3 turns.
I go against all of you who say "you can't make a truly indestructible thing." Just try me.
Mix
Action
When you play this, discard 2 things in your hand as well. Create a card with the text of both discarded things, and the title of both discarded things. Gain it into your hand.
Technically a _____
Thing
Write anything in the space provided. This card counts as whatever was written there.


Bucky

6C
Aggressive Editor
Thing
At the start of your turn, cross out a word of ruletext on each card that has a Pen token on it. While a card makes sense with all its crossed-out words removed, those words are ignored.
Action+Thing: Put a red Pen token on an opponent's Thing.
Get to the point sooner. Cut the bloat and send me another draft.
Card by Bucky



ChippyYYZ

Fell Blade
Thing - Dark Elf
Untargetable.
Turn: Name a non-Token card. Any Things in play with that name are put into the discard pile. Blank this card's text.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Collaborative Project
Thing
Every card has all creators among Things in play in addition to its creator.
Collaborative Project has all Action Abilities of Things in play while it has at least 3 creators.
Collaborative Project is indestructible while it has at least 4 creators.
We made this deck, together.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Power Overwhelming
Thing
During your turn, you may reveal three Action cards from your hand. If you do, this card's text becomes "You may play an additional Action card on your turn." until it leaves play.
Card by ChippyYYZ