Build Your Own Computer deck

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Build Your Own Computer deck
Designer Hatkirby
Date March 28th 2008
Players 2-7
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This game is about building the biggest and best(est?) computer. You have to give it everything it needs, a.k.a. a processor, a hard drive, some RAM, and may give it some extras, for instance, installing some programs onto a finished computer.

Special Rules

Winning

Every "Thing" that you can put on a computer has a score (See "Thing - Application", "Thing - Memory" and "Thing - Hard Drive" for the special cases"). At the end of the first reshuffle of the deck, (a.k.a. right before you are about to reshuffle it again) count up the number of points that each computer has and the one with the most points wins!

Thing - Application

Each "Thing - Application" has three numbers seperated by slashes in the top right hand corner. The first number represents how much disk space (in MB) a computer needs to handle the application, the second how much RAM (in MB) it needs, and the third how many points a computer gets for having that application installed.

Thing - OS

An Operating System is a type of Application but it does not count towards the maximum number of Applications that a certain processor can hold. You must install an Operating System before you install any Applications. Some processors may not support certain Operating Systems.

Thing - Memory

Each "Thing - Memory" has two numbers seperated by slashes in the top right hand corner. The first number represents how much memory (in MB) your computer gets with this card, and the second is its score.

Thing - Hard Drive

Each "Thing - Hard Drive" has two numbers seperated by slashes in the top right hand corner. The first number represents how much disk space (in MB) your computer gets with this card, and the second is its score.


Card List

1
Intel Pentium 1
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 1 application installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.
Card by Hatkirby
2
Intel Pentium 2
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 2 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.
Card by Hatkirby
3
Intel Pentium 3
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.
Card by Hatkirby
4
Intel Pentium 4
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 4 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.
Card by Hatkirby
1
PowerPC
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Linux or Windows.
Card by Hatkirby
4
Intel Celeron
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 5 applications installed. This processor does not support Mac OS X or Windows Vista.
Card by Hatkirby
2
Windows 95
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card by Hatkirby
3
Windows 98
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card by Hatkirby
4
Windows XP
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card by Hatkirby
1
Windows Vista
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card by Hatkirby
1
AMD 64
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Mac OS X.
Card by Hatkirby
0
Mac OS X
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card by Hatkirby
Intel Dual
Processor
Thing
This may be applied to any Intel Processor to double it's score and the number of applications it can hold.
Card by Hatkirby
32/1
RAM Deck
Thing - Memory
Card by Hatkirby
64/2
RAM Deck
Thing - Memory
Card by Hatkirby
128/3
RAM Deck
Thing - Memory
Card by Hatkirby
256/4
RAM Deck
Thing - Memory
Card by Hatkirby
512/5
RAM Deck
Thing - Memory
Card by Hatkirby
1024/6
RAM Deck
Thing - Memory
Card by Hatkirby
Memory Upgrade
Thing
Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.
Card by Hatkirby
Memory Upgrade
Thing
Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.
Card by Hatkirby
Memory Upgrade
Thing
Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.
Card by Hatkirby
Memory Upgrade
Thing
Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.
Card by Hatkirby
32/1
Hard Drive
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card by Hatkirby
48/2
Hard Drive
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card by Hatkirby
64/3
Hard Drive
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card by Hatkirby
78/4
Hard Drive
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card by Hatkirby
128/5
Hard Drive
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card by Hatkirby
1024/7
Hard Drive
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card by Hatkirby
2048/8
Hard Drive
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card by Hatkirby
6
Gentoo Linux
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card by Hatkirby
5
Debian Linux
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card by Hatkirby
5
Ubuntu Linux
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card by Hatkirby
2/2/1
Microsoft Paint
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Windows installed.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card by Hatkirby
2/2/1
GPaint
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Linux installed.
Card by Hatkirby
24/10/2
Microsoft Word
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Windows or Mac OS X installed.
Card by Hatkirby
24/10/2
OpenOffice Writer
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Linux or Mac OS X installed.
Card by Hatkirby
32/16/3
Internet Explorer
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Windows or Mac OS X installed.
Card by Hatkirby
32/16/3
Mozilla Firefox
Thing - Application
Card by Hatkirby
128/64/10
Java Runtime Environment
Thing - Application
Card by Hatkirby
No License Key
Action
Destroy an opponent's application or OS. You may only destroy their OS if they have no applications installed.
Card by Hatkirby
Hard Drive Failure
Action
If the opponent has any applications installed, destroy one of them. If not, and the opponent has a Hard Drive Upgrade, destroy one of those. If the opponent has neither, but still has a hard drive, destroy the hard drive.
Card by Hatkirby
Blue Screen of Death
Action
Use on an opponent that has Windows installed to skip their next turn and, if possible, destroy one of their applications.
Card by Hatkirby
Kernel Panic
Action
Use on an opponent that has Linux or Mac OS X installed to skip their next turn and, if possible, destroy one of their applications.
Card by Hatkirby