4Chan deck

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4Chan
Designer CK
Date September 7 2007
Players 2 (2+?)
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Play your cards well and get moar lulz than your opponent. A winnar is the first person with OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND lulz!

WARNING: Many of these cards may be offensive in nature for those who take the internet too seriously. The author is not responsible for those who forget that The Internet Is Serious Business. It's all a big, disgusting joke, and nobody is forcing you to play or even read about the deck. If you don't think this is for you, then stop reading now and prevent unnecessary flamage.

MOAR WARNING: In-joke alert. You are not likely to understand many of these cards.

Special Rules

Hand size

Default maximum hand size is 10. Players draw 10 cards at the start and must discard down to 10 at the end of their turn. Hand size may be adjusted as necessary according to the number of players- a good rule of thumb is inverse proportionality (ie. moar players = smaller hand) with a minimum hand size of 4 or 5.

Cards per turn

Players may play up to three cards per turn, two of which may be of the same type. (For example: Prima may play two Actions and a Thing, but not three Actions.)

Passing

A player may choose to not play any cards. Instead, the player may then discard a card of their choice and draw a new one. This pass draw is separate from the start-of-turn draw.

Memes

A player may only ever control one of a given Meme. Lolcats and Mudkipz are the exceptions. MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME.

Meme Actions

All Memes have an associated Action (which additionally may or may not be Instant). These actions may not be used on the same turn the Meme is played, and count towards the number of Actions a player may play on their turn (unless they are Instant). Again, Lolcats are the exception: as soon as one comes into play, the controlling player receives the lulz noted on the card, after which the card is treated as a Meme with no other properties.

Instant Actions

Actions marked as "Instant" may be used at any point during the game (though they will usually indicate an appropriate moment) and as such do not count towards the number of cards a player may play during their turn.

Corner values

The value listed in the corner of each card indicates how many copies of that card are included in the deck.

Lulz

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND is a lot of lulz. The game may also be played to a smaller amount of lulz- multiples of 1000 are suggested.

Card List

4
Win
Action - Instant
Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Double the lulz!
2
Epic Win
Action - Instant
Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Triple the lulz!
1
Fucking Epic Win
Action - Instant
Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Quadruple the lulz!
4
Fail
Action - Instant
Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. Half the lulz, fag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
2
Epic Fail
Action - Instant
Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. One-quarter the lulz, Gaiafag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
1
Fucking Epic Fail
Action - Instant
Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. One-tenth the lulz, furfag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
4
Lurk Moar
Action
Return target Meme to controlling player's hand. lulz +100
2
Lurk The Fuck Moar
Action
Return two target Memes to controlling player's hand. lulz +150
4
NO U
Action - Instant
Completely reverse opponent's Action. lulz +100
In actuality what has been posted may be more correctly attributed to the poster rather than myself.
2
A nice tall glass of STFU
Action - Instant
Your opponent may not play that card this turn. lulz +150
4
Mudkipz
Thing - Meme
Action: Discard X cards for +350 lulz, where X is 5 minus the number of Mudkipz in play.
i herd u liek them :)
2
Bayeux Tapestry
Thing - Meme
Instant Action: +300 lulz if thou canst thinketh of a funny medieval way to wordeth the card being playethed.
Bosoms or begone with thee.
8
Tits or GTFO
Action
Your opponent must immediately play some pr0n or destroy target Thing. lulz +50
1
Longcat head
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.
Longcat is looooooooooooooong.
1
Longcat body
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.
Longcat is looooooooooooooong.
1
Moar Longcat body
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.
Longcat is looooooooooooooong.
1
Longcat legs
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.
Longcat is looooooooooooooong.
1
Tacgnol head
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.
Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.
1
Tacgnol body
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.
Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.
1
Moar Tacgnol body
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.
Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.
1
Tacgnol legs
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.
Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.
4
Epic Fail Guy
Thing - Meme
You get an extra +100 lulz for any Fail card played by any player. Action: Your opponent gets -D3x100 lulz. You get +D3x100 lulz. Roll separately.
Hay guys, I'm about to ruin this thread
4
Goatse
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent gets -300 lulz and must return target Thing to their hand. Return Goatse to your hand. lulz +50
Hello.jpg
2
Tubgirl
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent gets -600 lulz and must destroy a Thing. Destroy Tubgirl. lulz +25
OMFG WHAT IS THAT
8
Moar!
Action
Draw two cards.
4
DO NOT WANT
Action
Your opponent may choose: discard a card at random or destroy target Thing. lulz +25
4
Pr0n
Thing
pix pl0x
4
Pr0n
Thing
zomg torrent plz
4
Pr0n
Thing
lol sauce
4
Pr0n
Thing
omg is pic of OP?
2
Nigra Cell
Thing - Meme
Action: Say "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER". Discard X cards. Put X lazer counters on Nigra Cell.
Caution: Huge Fucking Laser
4
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
Action
Remove 10 lazer counters from Nigra Cell. Your opponent discards their entire hand and draws a new hand of the same size. Destroy Nigra Cell. lulz +350
SHOOP DA WHOOP
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
i can has cheezburger?
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
is it can be hugs tiem now plees?
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
hay guise im an indian lol
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
i r seriose kitn. this r seriose thred.
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
I NEED MOAR INTERNETS
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
OMG ceiling cat is watching me masturbate!
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
it are a fact. i know because of my learnings
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
trashcat is not amused.
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
im in ur base, killin ur d00ds
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
HALP
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
rape is imminent
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
this is relevant to my interests.
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
i has a flavor
1
Lolcat
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10
it's a trap!
4
Caturday
Action
Gain +DXx100 lulz, where X is the total number of lolcats in play. Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent gains half the lulz you did.
Don't you know what day it is? Well? Do you?
4
Post some fucking cats
Action
Your opponent must play a lolcat or destroy a Thing. Your opponent does not get the lulz for the lolcat.
Caturday, bitches.
4
Pedobear
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent flips a coin for each pr0n in play and gets -150 lulz for each tails. You get +50 lulz for each heads. If all are heads, opponent destroys a Thing.
All your CP are belong to him.
4
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
Action
Play to stop your opponent from playing any cards during the next turn. This does not count as a pass. Your opponent may still use Meme actions. lulz +150
2
In before
Action - Instant
Play against anything that would cause either player's lulz to change. You gain any lulz your opponent would have gained; your opponent loses any lulz you would have lost.
4
Milhouse
Thing - Not a Meme
Play under your opponent's control. Your opponent gets -200 lulz while in control of Milhouse.
Milhouse is not a meme.
4
Become an hero
Action
Your opponent must destroy a Thing. lulz +100
2
Rule 34
Thing - Meme
Instant Action: Your opponent must play some pr0n at the same time as another card, or else destroy a Thing. Gain +100 lulz if a Thing is destroyed in this way.
No exceptions.
2
I divided by zero
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent must discard half their hand at random. Destroy I divided by zero. lulz +250
OSHII--
4
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent gets -D3x100 lulz for every 300 lulz of yours. You lose 300 lulz.
TONIGHT... WE DINE IN HELL
2
Fifty Hitler Post
Action
Your opponent gets -100 lulz. You get +100 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
2
Fifty Hitler Post
Action
Your opponent gets -200 lulz. You get +200 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
2
Fifty Hitler Post
Action
Your opponent gets -300 lulz. You get +300 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
1
Fifty Hitler Post
Action
Your opponent gets -400 lulz. You get +400 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
1
Fifty Hitler Post
Action
Your opponent gets -500 lulz. You get +500 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
2
Suisuiseki
Thing - Meme
Action: Discard X cards to add X desu counters to Suisuiseki, where X <= 5. At any time, remove all desu counters on Suisuiseki to gain +100 lulz for each.
Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
4
Buy A Dog
Thing - Meme
Instant Action: When your opponent would by any means negatively affect your lulz or lulz gains, destroy Buy A Dog to cancel that action and stop them from playing any more cards this turn.
Guaranteed to protect you from hackers on steroids and internets hate machines.
Card by Jtwe
2
I did it for teh lulz
Action
You may play any number of cards this turn. At the end of the turn, if your hand is empty, gain +100 lulz for each card you played this turn; otherwise, discard your hand.
Card by Jtwe
2
Newfag
Action
Flip a coin: on heads, you get +D6x100 lulz for each Meme you control. On tails, your opponent gets -D6x100 lulz for each Meme they control.
The cancer that is killing /b/
2
Facepalm
Action - Instant
Play to stop your opponent from playing more than one of the same card in a row. lulz +150
*sigh* Not this shit again.


Important notes about use with DvorakMUSH

The full deck contains 161 cards. As this is very close to the Engine's 164-card limit, it is imperative that no further cards be added. The deck is locked, but the warning bears re-stating anyway.

An alternative MUSHcode .txt file is here, with duplicate lines for the appropriate cards. It is advisable to copy-paste the file in smaller chunks, as 161 loadcard operations is a lot for any engine to process.

Possibilities for CCG play

This deck contains a large number of cards, some of which are obviously meant to be used in combination with one another. As such, it may be possible to play a game of 4Chan CCG Dvorak, with each player selecting a deck of 40-60 cards, reducing hand size to 5-7 cards and limiting the turn to one Thing and one (Meme) Action. If you decide to try this out, please note your findings on the talk page so others can benefit from your feedback.